Whether you like it or not, her bestie is the admin of your relationship.

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What feels illegal but isn't?

Making eye contact with Federal police.

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Girls wit no tiddies be like “kill all men”

like wth bro ur one of us🙄

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People who reply late
"FEELING CELEBRITY?"

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Put the Food in your mouth, Not in your Story.

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It’s easy to understand God unless we try to explain him

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Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed on their body

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The uglier the haircut, the more happier your parents become

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I just want to travel the world like this virus has

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damn there are peoples out here who really love ክርክር more than their boo.


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ጀለስ አጭር ከመሆኑ የተነሳ Movie ሲያወርድ እራሱ


ሰዉ ከፍ አርጎት ነዉ

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Vegans accidentally bite their tongue


The MONSTER i have become

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Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes

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parents be like:

Father:what do you want to be when you grow up?

us: ummmm dad actually I wanna be...

Father: A DOCTOR!!

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Anyone who's in Ethiopia this days ወሬ መሀል ላይ ኪሱን እየዳበሰ :


አዲሱን ብር አየኸው🤓

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One thing we can learn from video games is that we know we're going the right way when we see the enemy.

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Saying good morning at this late time is my style.

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If we teach every kid sign language then at some point In the future everyone will able to talk to everyone

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If someone urinates on you, and you hate it, you're both pissed on and pissed off...

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When you try to create an account on a website, robots ask you to confirm you are not one of them.

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