If someone urinates on you, and you hate it, you're both pissed on and pissed off...

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When you try to create an account on a website, robots ask you to confirm you are not one of them.

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No one

Literally no one

Elementary እያለዉ ከ1-3 ነበር የምወጣዉ

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Smelling flowers is smelling plant balls.

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Watching your child grow up is simultaneously one of the happiest and saddest things you can experience.

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Knowing yourself and having a self-esteem is a must in a world where people are always trying to make you question yourself in order to back up theirs.

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Does your parents know that you’re marrying and divorcing on Telegram and Facebook?

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Everything that you cared about becomes meaningless at some point.

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The aim of any institution becomes clear when you find out who funds it.

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Your stomach probably thinks all food is ፍትፍት.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on yo ankle damn near better than sex.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to memorize cheat codes on San Andres.🤦🏾‍♂

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Normalize saying “i can’t afford that...” there is no shame in it.

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Depression require time to conduct
So busy yourself.

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Different doesn't mean wrong.

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Eating “strange” animals is for the really rich or really poor

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Nobody knows you better than backspace key.

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Cigarettes companies kill their “best customers” whereas Condom companies kill their “future customers”.

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Nothing on earth is worth losing heaven.

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The Gospel is Not a suggesting it’s a Command.

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