Do not dig a hole for somebody else you yourself will fall into it.
~ #Russian Proverb

Books can’t read, so once a week I read them aloud to each other

Teenager bully: You ugly ass fatso... Get the fuck away

Teenage me: Goes home and cries

*Years later...

Same bully: My back hurts, doc

Dr. Me: Ce est la vie, Bitch!

You know, everybody is carrying a little bit of poop with in them at all times. Supermodels on runways, scary gangsters, serious businessmen....

Money attracts the women you want, struggle attracts the women you need

20% discount sounds great until you realize you can't afford the fucking other 80%

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
~ #Russian Proverb

Cowards dies too many times before their death.
- Julius Caesar

Don't be afraid to give up the good and go for the great.

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.

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In a relationship with 810, +251994, 994 and ethio telecom in general

Don’t judge me, its complicated

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Dear religious people,

If you just mind your own business, live a good and exemplary life and most of all don’t push your ideologies on others, I think that will be the perfect preach! 👌

Impress me with your character and I will join your team.

Simple as that!

True happiness is in flipping your pillow to the cold side

2 teeth = 1 tooth. 2 geese = 1 goose. therefore 2 sheep = 1 shoop

Reading must look bizarre to cats. You get a flat thing, you stare at the flat thing, and then get upset when the cat tries to entertain you by sitting on the flat thing.