You are the ANGEL that will surely WIN MY MY LOVE if she really puts her mind to it and which I OFTEN will want to show off coz she has got all my attention she has EARNED IT and definitely got me IN THE MOOD to DO IT with you after telling u "BEDTIME STORIES" and end up laying down on the bed saying "CAN'T FEEL MY FACE" because of u and ur moves and the NEXT thing would be to make love to you in THE MORNING and get you in "THE ZONE" to "TRY ME" again
#selfwritten_for_the_few
#selfwritten_for_the_few
If science ever proves that plants have feelings, vegans are going to be in a tough spot.
There's a chance that a lot of us will always be alive in some tourist's photo album
I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*
Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope... I have four. *point to belly* Two kidneys here... *points to legs* ...and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope... I have four. *point to belly* Two kidneys here... *points to legs* ...and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
‼️‼️Dear subscribers‼️‼️
We are happy to launch the very first poetry , poem and flash fiction competition in this page with magnificent prizes for our most talented members and of course the chance for our upcoming writers and word painters to glow.
💢 The rules are really simple
1⃣ If you are contending with a poem it only should be limited to 15 lines at most
2⃣ If you're contending with poetry and flash fiction it should be less than 500 words.
3⃣ You must show off ur work in various groups , pages and friends by forwarding it and get as many votes as you get.
4⃣ Submission starts at 12:00 pm 16th of may 2019 and ends at 24th may 2019 at 12:00pm
5⃣ You are expected to pay 5 etb to register.
After registration we will start posting your works
📌The grand prizes are as follows
❗️#500mb for the Winner
‼️ #250mb for the second one
💢 Send your works to @bornfighter12 or @ecsoxy
We are happy to launch the very first poetry , poem and flash fiction competition in this page with magnificent prizes for our most talented members and of course the chance for our upcoming writers and word painters to glow.
💢 The rules are really simple
1⃣ If you are contending with a poem it only should be limited to 15 lines at most
2⃣ If you're contending with poetry and flash fiction it should be less than 500 words.
3⃣ You must show off ur work in various groups , pages and friends by forwarding it and get as many votes as you get.
4⃣ Submission starts at 12:00 pm 16th of may 2019 and ends at 24th may 2019 at 12:00pm
5⃣ You are expected to pay 5 etb to register.
After registration we will start posting your works
📌The grand prizes are as follows
❗️#500mb for the Winner
‼️ #250mb for the second one
💢 Send your works to @bornfighter12 or @ecsoxy
Words can break hearts. But silence, silence can fucking destroy you.
It's Saturday Y'all Saturdays are 'posed to be liven up to....
Deep Thoughts via @like
If we get 20 likes atleast we will be posting songs for the weekend one can really vibe to
For men an upwards nod= what's up bro and a downwards nod= hello sir.
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said
"I want you to try to sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"
I said "$200 and it's yours."
"I want you to try to sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"
I said "$200 and it's yours."
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator
Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?
A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party
Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?
A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator
Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?
A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party
Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?
A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky
You cannot use reason and logic to argue with someone who did not use reason and logic to get to their conclusions.