For men an upwards nod= what's up bro and a downwards nod= hello sir.
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said
"I want you to try to sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"
I said "$200 and it's yours."
"I want you to try to sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"
I said "$200 and it's yours."
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator
Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?
A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party
Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?
A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator
Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?
A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party
Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?
A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky
You cannot use reason and logic to argue with someone who did not use reason and logic to get to their conclusions.
BOYS DO CRY.
Boys do cry when they see their mother in pain.
Boys do cry when their sister leaves them after marriage.
Boys do cry when they see their father in trouble.
Boys do cry when they are hurt.
Boys do cry when they are heart broken.
BOYS ARE NOT ROBOTS!
they have too many feelings and emotions, they just don't show.
Boys do cry.
Boys do cry when they see their mother in pain.
Boys do cry when their sister leaves them after marriage.
Boys do cry when they see their father in trouble.
Boys do cry when they are hurt.
Boys do cry when they are heart broken.
BOYS ARE NOT ROBOTS!
they have too many feelings and emotions, they just don't show.
Boys do cry.
I just read this, "Inside every person you know, there is a peron you don't know."
And it's so true.....
And it's so true.....
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A wise man washes his hands after he pee's.
A wiser man does not pee on his hand in the first place.
A wiser man does not pee on his hand in the first place.
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Sibling relationships are weird, like I’d give my sibiling a kidney but I won’t let them use my clothes.
Friend: I broke up with him...
Me: You did good, he was such an asshole!
Friend: We got back together
Me: ooohhh am so happy for you, he's a nice dude
Me: You did good, he was such an asshole!
Friend: We got back together
Me: ooohhh am so happy for you, he's a nice dude
When movies show happy moments as montages but the main conflict takes up the rest of the plot it’s really realistic. Some of our happiest moments go by so quickly but our sad moments feel like the longest
Humble me by showing the word in your hands
Apply your blood to my dirty souls
And give me believe
Lord lead me to faith
Just teach me your ways
I'm need of your grace.
#selfwritten #Gospelsong
Apply your blood to my dirty souls
And give me believe
Lord lead me to faith
Just teach me your ways
I'm need of your grace.
#selfwritten #Gospelsong
People who constantly complain are like yellow traffic lights
Nobody wants to pays attention to them
Nobody wants to pays attention to them
If tooth is for many
Why don't we say tooth paste"የ ጥርሶች ሳሙና"
Why don't we say tooth paste"የ ጥርሶች ሳሙና"
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile
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"PERFECTION".....by far the worst attitude to live with because you will never enjoy anything since you expects perfection in everything. It might look pretty on the outside but its not real. The thing with perfectionism is that it’s so deeply rooted in a belief that we're not good enough. Perfectionism is the Fancy high held version of Fear. It’s a self destructive belief system that holds us from taking risks, making mistakes and learning, connecting with peoples and accomplishing things. In fact Elizabeth Gilberts an American Writer say "Perfectionism is the Murderer of all good things."
So instead we should set our sights on terms like Progressing, Evolving, Learning, Becoming, Growing....and allow ourselves to live unapologetically in our true, UNIQUE, flawed selves.
Perfection is quick wish...Progress takes time!
Perfection wears mask...Progress is transparent!
Its correct to want to work hard to be awesome in that thing but in progressive Mindset. We're all Humans. Imperfection is what makes us human. And imperfection is Beautiful. PERFECTLY IMPERFECT! 💯
We are a working process. We should Fall in LOVE with the process.❤️ Trust and don't rush the process. "Rome wasn't built in a day" With baby steps we'll get there in time. The cracks and the scars is what makes things unique. There is NO FUN in perfection at all. Getting better in the process is where all the FUN is.
So i say...PERFECTION is not only BORING....it's superrrrr, duperrrrrr BORING!!!!
So don't be perfect please, be progressive! 💕
"PERFECTION".....by far the worst attitude to live with because you will never enjoy anything since you expects perfection in everything. It might look pretty on the outside but its not real. The thing with perfectionism is that it’s so deeply rooted in a belief that we're not good enough. Perfectionism is the Fancy high held version of Fear. It’s a self destructive belief system that holds us from taking risks, making mistakes and learning, connecting with peoples and accomplishing things. In fact Elizabeth Gilberts an American Writer say "Perfectionism is the Murderer of all good things."
So instead we should set our sights on terms like Progressing, Evolving, Learning, Becoming, Growing....and allow ourselves to live unapologetically in our true, UNIQUE, flawed selves.
Perfection is quick wish...Progress takes time!
Perfection wears mask...Progress is transparent!
Its correct to want to work hard to be awesome in that thing but in progressive Mindset. We're all Humans. Imperfection is what makes us human. And imperfection is Beautiful. PERFECTLY IMPERFECT! 💯
We are a working process. We should Fall in LOVE with the process.❤️ Trust and don't rush the process. "Rome wasn't built in a day" With baby steps we'll get there in time. The cracks and the scars is what makes things unique. There is NO FUN in perfection at all. Getting better in the process is where all the FUN is.
So i say...PERFECTION is not only BORING....it's superrrrr, duperrrrrr BORING!!!!
So don't be perfect please, be progressive! 💕
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The man I was yesterday, introduced me to the man I am today, which makes me very excited about meeting the man I will become tomorrow.