The most unrealistic thing about all these superhero movies is everyone speaking English.
What’s the best thing about lending your friend your time machine? He always should return it immediately.
That one small tutorial channels with 10 subs will never know how many people they helped
Love shouldn’t be exhausting. It shouldn’t leave you feeling stressed out, less than and unappreciated.
Love supposed to be free, natural and almost a complete release from the monotony and routines of life. Real love won’t leave you drained, it won’t leave you depressed, lost or distraught. Love is healer love is a friend and love is a protector. Loving isn’t easy, it’s a challenge but when it’s good it’s a treasure. Real love won’t break you, it will build you and it will bring out the best in you.
Love supposed to be free, natural and almost a complete release from the monotony and routines of life. Real love won’t leave you drained, it won’t leave you depressed, lost or distraught. Love is healer love is a friend and love is a protector. Loving isn’t easy, it’s a challenge but when it’s good it’s a treasure. Real love won’t break you, it will build you and it will bring out the best in you.
Group projects with useless classmates is the educational system preparing you for a future job with lazy ass coworkers. You think it's a school only thing but it actually never ends.
Forgiving a pet for what they have done just because they are “cute” is the same as forgiving somebody for a wrongdoing just because they are attractive.
Drinks magically taste better out of glass bottles than plastic.
Maybe kids suck at understanding time because when parents say 5 minutes, it’s never actually 5 minutes.
Getting money from parents is a victory as a child but defeat as an adult.
The greatest assassination of all time is probably something we know nothing about
"I'm just going to focus on me."
Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone
Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone
So there were 3 Mathematicians and 3 Engineers...
... and they were all traveling to the same conference. At the train station, the mathematicians each bought a train ticket, and the engineers only bought one to share between the three of them.
"What a bunch of idiots," the mathematicians said. "When the ticket master comes through, they'll be kicked off the train!"
Sure enough, on board the train, they could hear the ticket master in the next car, saying, "Tickets please."
The three engineers ran into the train bathroom and closed the door. The ticket master came in and knocked on the door and said, "Tickets please."
They slipped the ticket under the door and the ticket master moved on.
"That's brilliant!" The mathematicians exclaimed. "We should do that on our way home!"
After the conference ended and they were traveling home the mathematicians all bought one ticket to share between them... and the engineers didn't buy ANY ticket at all!
"What a bunch of idiots," the mathematicians said. "What are they going to do when the ticket master comes through? They'll be kicked off the train."
On the train they soon heard the ticket master in the next car saying, "Tickets please."
All three mathematicians ran into one bathroom and closed the door. All three engineers ran into the other bathroom and closed the door. As soon as both doors were closed, an engineer came out of the bathroom and knocked on the mathematicians door and said, "Tickets please."
... and they were all traveling to the same conference. At the train station, the mathematicians each bought a train ticket, and the engineers only bought one to share between the three of them.
"What a bunch of idiots," the mathematicians said. "When the ticket master comes through, they'll be kicked off the train!"
Sure enough, on board the train, they could hear the ticket master in the next car, saying, "Tickets please."
The three engineers ran into the train bathroom and closed the door. The ticket master came in and knocked on the door and said, "Tickets please."
They slipped the ticket under the door and the ticket master moved on.
"That's brilliant!" The mathematicians exclaimed. "We should do that on our way home!"
After the conference ended and they were traveling home the mathematicians all bought one ticket to share between them... and the engineers didn't buy ANY ticket at all!
"What a bunch of idiots," the mathematicians said. "What are they going to do when the ticket master comes through? They'll be kicked off the train."
On the train they soon heard the ticket master in the next car saying, "Tickets please."
All three mathematicians ran into one bathroom and closed the door. All three engineers ran into the other bathroom and closed the door. As soon as both doors were closed, an engineer came out of the bathroom and knocked on the mathematicians door and said, "Tickets please."
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