How Did I Fall in Love?

Have You Ever Met A Person Who At First Glance You're Not Attracted To...
But Then You Talk
And With Every Word,
Every Smile,
Every Laugh
They Become More Beautiful Until
You Can't Believe There Was A Moment You Didn't Think They Were?

I would have come with a remote if I was meant to be controlled!

I'm guessing you rich now ,
me buying all the lies you sold to me ,

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If someone calls an ambulance to save his life and that ambulance hit someone else, now should ambulance stop to save the person got hit?

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark;the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of light.

A girl was late for meeting with her bf.
Boy:Why so late?
Girl:Do you know that beautiful girls will be late all the time.
Boy:I know about it but why were you late?

Just a reminder:-Some girls are out there stalking their boyfriend’s girlfriend 😹

Send him nudes now bitch what if he dies tomorrow?

Women with big Ass and big boobs get so shocked when you don't like them.

Everything on the phone📱 becomes interesting when your battery is 4%.

Most people ignore top results on google even if it's what they want just because they're ads

The bigger the download button, the unsafer it is to click it.

NASA will pay $15,000 to anyone who is willing to sit in bed for 87 days, to research the effect of zero gravity.

You can remember the value of pi (π) [3.1415926] by counting each word's letters in " May I have a large container of coffee"

what is your talent?
me: staring

Sister:Touches the last slice of cake in the fridge

Me *Appearing silently behind her*: The last person who did that was never seen, or heard from again

That Moment When u're Trying To Make A Silent Fart While Chilling With Your babe
And The Devil Connects The Speakers

Every man who accomplishes things sees first in his mind what he wishes to do. He puts away all doubt. It makes no difference how small or how large the thing you want to do may be; if you have an unlimited confidence in your ability to do it, you will do.

- Charles Fillmore

Going to the Mars is easier than staying friends with some one you have feelings for