I thought being Ethiopian was stressful till i met an Arab called Saq Madik
How will he mention the name at job interviews?
Man: Your name
Guy: Saq Madik
Man: suck your what???
Guy: Madik

WhatsApp Group world cup!!
Egypt... left
Morocco...left
Saudi Arabia.... left
Spain.... Online
Japan... loading
Senegal....recording an audio
Russia....online
Uruguay....online
Nigeria.....typing
South Africa....last seen 2010!
Ethiopia.... blocked permanently! 😅

I stopped smoking weed the day I spent 30min looking for my phone under the bed using my phone flashlight😁

​​It is only in Ethiopia where a person locks a door with a key and then tries to open it with no key, just to make sure that it is really locked..😂

wanna play a game

Any one who can guess correctly the last two digits of the mobile card. that gonna be yours
9378 800 937 23__

answer: @bornfighter12

1 min hurry up

ohh no one guessed the simplest number 😂😂 it is 00 and check it😂

Horny texting is worse than drunk texting because you are aware of your actions but just don’t care.

Instead of writing :O you could just write Ö

In a war movie, if a soldier shows his partner photos of his family and says that he can't wait to see them again, he will most likely be one of the first to die.

We have been catching fish using the same trick for centuries and they never learned their lesson.

Talking Twins

Twin babies in the womb saw "someone" familiar coming towards them. The first baby said, "Hey daddy iscoming inside to play with us." The second baby replied, "It's not daddy, but his friend. Daddy doesn't cover his face with a rubber mask when he wants to play with us. You will see, this one will not give us ice cream when he is leaving"😂

No one will ever fight for me the way my white blood cells do so don’t act like as if you will die for me

When your new lover treats you so good.
You feel like calling ur Ex for another breakup.

I've just killed a mosquito that bitten Me 5 years Ago
That N*gga thought I forgot his face😒😕

Those teachers who used to tell us boys to sit between girls as punishment we honestly missed you 🤤

Morning folks, have a good day.

Firetruck is actually water truck.

I sailed on the moon

Oh! shall i tell a vague familiar tale
Of where life have taken me to sail
To the oceans of sorrows and despair
And all the attributes of plain fear

To the land filled with fierce love
And the underground of craved lust
So heartbreak came at midnight
To steal away my only true light

She was the one the sun looked up to
How beautiful she smiled so true
Her lips crystal like the mined diamonds
Her hips the delicate shape of almonds

I loved her for seasons and days unending
Our hips sway together lost in the moaning
But how cruel fate came to so be
She ran away never for me to ever see

Oh! Shall I tell a vague familiar tale
Of tribulations that makes one wail
And the betrayal of friends turned foes
Maybe that's how the story so goes

But the journey I won't regret taking again
For the sun comes after the thunder and rain
For I am wiser than an olds man ale
And my journey continues cause I still sail.

do you know girls can die due to lack of attention?