I've just killed a mosquito that bitten Me 5 years Ago
That N*gga thought I forgot his face😒😕

Those teachers who used to tell us boys to sit between girls as punishment we honestly missed you 🤤

Morning folks, have a good day.

Firetruck is actually water truck.

I sailed on the moon

Oh! shall i tell a vague familiar tale
Of where life have taken me to sail
To the oceans of sorrows and despair
And all the attributes of plain fear

To the land filled with fierce love
And the underground of craved lust
So heartbreak came at midnight
To steal away my only true light

She was the one the sun looked up to
How beautiful she smiled so true
Her lips crystal like the mined diamonds
Her hips the delicate shape of almonds

I loved her for seasons and days unending
Our hips sway together lost in the moaning
But how cruel fate came to so be
She ran away never for me to ever see

Oh! Shall I tell a vague familiar tale
Of tribulations that makes one wail
And the betrayal of friends turned foes
Maybe that's how the story so goes

But the journey I won't regret taking again
For the sun comes after the thunder and rain
For I am wiser than an olds man ale
And my journey continues cause I still sail.

do you know girls can die due to lack of attention?

If you wanna impress me with your car... It better be a food truck .

If I tell you goodnight and you still see me online, mind your business. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Some people gossip too much. They end up telling you what you told them.

Depressed? Unhappy? Fed up?

Let me point a gun to your head and watch how hard you beg to keep the life you live.

Effort is sexy!

Why poor internet connection feels worse than not having internet at all? 🤔

I used to believe rice was made in a factory

What was the inspiration behind the name ዱብአለ ?🤔

Honest Feelings And Bad Timing Make The Most Painful Combination.

Tradition is a peer pressure from our ancestors

sometimes i get confused of reading the acronym ilusm"i love u so much" like አይሉስም.🙄