I heard that

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene

*Deer rant in produce*

I'm so sick of people asking "Oh what's the sweetest apple?" There's so much more, like the texture and the complexity of flavors. The worst is when people want the "apple" apple (macintosh). They aren't even that good. Big apple has you played for fools

The horde

⚠️ You have alerted the horde

And here's the bleater

Why the long face