"hmm how will I ever crack into this hard-shelled seed?"

The trusty finch beak:

a deer is always at the end of the rainbow

not because they have gold, but because they are gay 🌈🦌

Current mood

It's one of those days

What secrets is she telling?

Not to get political but...

If your favorite apple is red delicious, you are not to be trusted

Never has something been so undeserving of it's name

My hatred is multifaceted. I have to stock apples all the time, and for some reason those pieces of shit are one of the most popular, and CONVENIENTLY ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING TO STOCK

They're shaped weird and are hard to line up and they fall all the time. But I always have to bring a box with me because people keep fucking buying them

Gn

Stepped on lego

Which one of you is this?

what the hell have you done to her
now she's a marketable plushie