The fucking doctor took a tiny piece of my dick and now I can't masturbate for like 3-4 months until it heals

It's so over goonbros......

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.