Johnny Somali has been permanently banned from Japan! 🥳🎉

for good measure

Do we have any subject matter experts here?

I think this is surreal and just doesn't work. To all of this if an X wore pants type of questions the only right answer is the one that preserves the possibility of shitting the pants in question. If it can't be shat, it's not worn like a pant.

∎ Q.E.D