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JESSER

WE HAVE TO RACEMIX JESSER

my wife

richard stallman as a nigger

who the fuck sells bananas on display

my worst OC so far

Bayerische Motoren Wasserfest

Biblically accurate iPhone

"Mom, come pick me up. There are bald people here"

I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name Batriq Ibn Ba'Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam.

In the morning, before Suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform Ghusl to be clean for the next prayer.

This is done because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During Wudu, I apply 300 SPF sun lotion to protect from the desert sun. Afterwards, I always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol, because alcohol is haram.

There is an idea of a Batriq Ibn Ba'Atman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only a follower of the faith, inshallah. And although when I wear my turban, I can hide my gray hairs, and you can shake my left hand and feel poop residue gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense we both believe in an Abrahamic religion, I still will kill you for being an infidel.