Admin team discussing the most important things

BEN AFFLECK

AFFLECK IS A MUSLIM

if i ever make some job seeking app profile im going to link jeqs commandments TG channel in the denoscription

as soon as recruiter opens that link he makes me CEO

i dont even have to go to interview they just call me "hey man the job is yours you are promoted as CEO now you can come to my house and fuck my wife and daughter"

im not even 5 minutes into the phone call and the guy says "you are the best employee we ever had fuck what was i even thinking about looking these other resumes. You know what man, im rewriting my will. You will inherit everything i own im gonna kick my kids down the curb"

My therapist: HP Baxxter isn't real. He can't hurt you
HP Baxxter:

yoooooooo

he works as a cook now