im not even 5 minutes into the phone call and the guy says "you are the best employee we ever had fuck what was i even thinking about looking these other resumes. You know what man, im rewriting my will. You will inherit everything i own im gonna kick my kids down the curb"

My therapist: HP Baxxter isn't real. He can't hurt you
HP Baxxter:

yoooooooo

he works as a cook now

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My therapist: The Snoop Dogg red wine isn't real. It can't hurt you
The Snoop Dogg red wine: