>Holy crap Lois, get down here!
>The infamous drunk and war criminal Sergey Surovikin has come to visit Quahog, Rhode Island our home!
>Holy crap I can't believe you are here.

>Da Peter, it is I.
>I have come to annex your inferior Pawtucket Pat beer and replace it with superior Roshian vodka!

>Aw gee Surovikin, I dunno 'bout that, what with yer being "the butcher" all

>We already hold referendum, is my beer now.

>Makes sense tah me!

EYYYYY, I'M CRAWLING HERE!

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Fun fact: The United States (alongside many other countries) has a law stating that political candidates must be given the equal amount of air time (e.g. if you have Hillary on your talkshow you must also let Trump come on if he wants to).

This gave us comedy gold like Ted Cruz doing impressions of Simpsons characters on Buzzfeed.

(Try to claim this isn't an educational channel now, Mom's Against Telegram!)

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Omg! Sus Fring in Jimmy Neutron!!

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