This is just proof we're living in some "plot device of the week" television show from the 80s.

I wonder what wacky hijinks Trump and pals will get up to in the next episode

TONIGHT ON BO’TOM GEAR

I SEND TROOPS TO PROTECT GREENLAND

JAMES EXPLAINS WHY THE FAR RIGHT IS BAD TO A CROWD OF REFORM VOTERS

AND RICHARD LIBERATES AMERICA WITH A RELIANT ROBIN

BUT WHY???