My psychiatrist: The biblically accurate Garfield is not real, it cant hurt you

The Biblically accurate Garfield:

OP OP OP OP
OPPENHEIMER STYLE!

Women are evil and manipulative. They take everything a man has. Women are incapable of loving their own children let alone a man. They are whores, destroyers of civilization.

>inb4 you're just a incel
I've had sex with dozens of bio holes. I'm 6'2" and attractive.
The sooner you realize that women are evil creatures from the depths of hell the sooner you will break free from their shackles.

>Inb4 b-b-but da JOOOOS
This is pure cope. Women have been destroying civilization just fine since the beginning of time without JOOOS.

>inb4 muh white wife is a good church girl. She was a virgin.
Pure cope. Guaranteed she took it 1000x in every hole as church girls are the biggest whores.

Let's talk about what the pussy is 95% of the time. A women can only get pregnant 3-5 days out of the month so what is the pussy used for the other 25-27 days? Well it's a drain for bodily refuse as well as shoving as many cocks as possible up there.
Yep you heard that right it's a fucking drain.
The pussy stinks 80% of the time, anyone who's been with a woman knows this. They frequently get poop on their pussy due to the anus being millimeters away from the anus and the shifting of underwear when they walk, sit, adjust themselves, etc.
Focus on you. Don't focus on bio holes

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