🌚max

We are from future: i386 band

Throw it to panickers saying that AI will fire both of you tomorrow

p.s. but yeah, ai will fire you and previous ai tomorrow anyway

We need age of trolling in tech competition to be back

Looks like all pre-requisite is already in place

So, I had an interview today for our open senior Node.js spot—tryna snag a coding wizard for the crew, you know?
Midway through the chat, I’m dropping the deets—our app’s out here thriving under constant high load, no sweat. Then, this candidate flips the noscript and launches into a spicy lil’ rant. He’s all, “Node.js? Bruh, that’s slower than a sloth on a chill pill—y’all should be riding with C# or somethin’ slick!” Says he’s clocked the benchmarks and Node.js just ain’t it.
Fair play, my dude’s got opinions hotter than a fresh meme drop—we respect the hustle! Just tryna keep the good vibes rolling and the servers purring over here. What a legend.