I just buy the boxes from the bank at face value and then sort out the copper ones while at work. Then I dump the zinc ones in the bank change machine and do it again. Every copper penny is worth roughly 3¢ in copper.

Tfw the most intrinsically valuable part of our entire monetary system is the most minimal denomination

This is how I deal with the dead rolls, but this is the standard setup I use for stripping wires. Just swap the blade to the hole matching wire size, pull, direct case into garbage and copper into bucket, pull until done.

Our good friend and fellow raccoon Davian can attest to this.
https://thecounterrevolution.substack.com/p/the-age-of-the-educated-man-is-over?r=ry9e1

If this ends up being fake news I will leave a path of destruction that rivals the salting of Troy's farms and fields

The thing about raccoons is that they like to stick together. We are 1/3rd the way back to our original count in 4 months that took a year and a few months to get. The raccoon shall inherit the chats. Thank you.

Boss man didn't want to pay me for my work. So I "acquired" the value of that in workplace items I could use, thus getting my money back. Don't be a victim of fraudulent/greedy workplaces and bad faith management. This is late stage breznev soviet union levels of worker revolt by theft. Treat people how you want to be treated.

Boss makes a grand, you make a buck. You should steal the catalytic converter from the company truck.

All the more reason to get your wife on WIC and gorge yourself on that sweet sweet government-paid-for produce

Also related

My tribute to the Anarchist Garbage Man. The box has fifteen pounds of copper cents that I sorted from coin rolls while on company time.

Like 25 lbs copper and a couple lbs brass

Some fellow raccoons submissions. Whether it be antiwagie, food, or scrapping I will share yalls handiwork.

The last thing a California/Yankee liberal sees in the walmart parking lot before realizing their car is keyed and catalytic converters stolen.

Love this channel. Usually hate jeeps but this bad boy is a bas ass hotrod.
https://youtu.be/SSftW0bKlIg?si

JUST SO YOU KNOW! Some cars have more than just one catalytic converter. For your health.