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GODS STONGEST DUMPSTER DIVERS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


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Forwarded from D C
That’s some serious, soul shit right there.
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Forwarded from 33rd degree masonic Dumpster Divers
I never wanted this tbh. I wanted to help people. I never wanted to steal, fight, and be a saboteur, but they forced me into it. Now I'm a fighter for the cause.
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Forwarded from Reddit Moments (tyrell)
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Recently paid $30 dollars for a portable generator that didn't run. Pulled the carb, and it was gelatin in the bowl. 5 bucks worth of carb cleaner later and some gasket sealer, and it's all cleaned up. Always be willing to fix stuff normies can't, and you will win every time. Saves so much money, and it's great to fix and resell. This is a $150 to $300 portable 1000-watt generator bought and fixed for a total of 35 dollars.
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"You're taking me to the pumpkin patch again this year, aren't you anon?
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If any of my kind-hearted subscribers feel bad about a few vocal libtards losing their jobs, here’s a reminder of what it looked like when the roles were reversed (you don’t have to imagine!)

Even a whiff of proximity to racism was enough to make someone a target
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"In light of recent humiliations it's an honor to be joined by men.

"Salud"

" AND NOT CORN HOLING FAGGOT ASS CHRIS CANTWELL WHO PRETENDED TO BE RIGHT WING BUT GOES ON GRINDR!"

"Woah PHIL, calm down"

" HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE."

"Come on you know the wine makes you emotional."

"It's cause I got an empty fuckin stomach!"
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Forwarded from D C
Buy a pizza from Walmart. Three meat pizza with the rising crust. Let the pizza sit in the warm air until the dough proofs. Then stretch the dough. To extend to your 16 inch pie pan. Most of the dough will leave the center of the pizza. So do most of the stretching at the crust. Put olive oil on the pan before you start this. After the dough is stretched. Reapply the sausages and pepperonis that you took off of it while stretching the dough. Then add at least 8 to 12 ounces of Colby Jack. After you have put sliced peppers and onions on the pizza. The real secret is to add onion powder and salt to the onions and peppers on the pizza before you at the cheese. Bake it in the oven for 20 minutes at 400°.
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Middle of the harvest on muscadines. Usually, get 3 to 5 buckets worth of muscadines to turn into jelly or wine. I'm a bit busy lately, so I will probably get 3 this year before cotober ends. But still a decent harvest. I throw muscadines at my tree line as well for further cultivation. Johny Apple seed but for native grapes.
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Forwarded from Boreal spirit
Haven't posted here in an absolute minute, but I sold a sauna made out of 70% free materials for 7,000$
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This is worse than that shoe pile thing in poland
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What's the crime? Being an entrepreneur? Sheeeeeit.
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Forwarded from Chris
I'm currently building a better tool bag thanks to my company. Almost 100% Klein tools. I max the expense accounts every month. Plus I use the store rewards on my name so I get tons of points quickly.
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