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GODS STONGEST DUMPSTER DIVERS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


Everything posted on this page legally is a joke. Testing the limits of the 1st amendment and is not to be taken seriously. This is a comedy page.
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When you bring your angle grinder to the HR meeting.
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It's OK to be the "bad guy" in a society run by satan.
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Forwarded from Dark_Enlightenment's aphorisms (Dark Enlightenment)
The "white people have no culture" types have obviously never been to a rural gas station when "Mama Tried" comes over the radio.
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Our deaths are certain. But our choices remain. God gave us free will to choose how we live in life for a reason. Battling against evil via theft and rescource deprivation is the righteous choice against the ZOG system. Always be a parasite against this system until our people are free to live honorably and piously. Spare me over to another year so I may steal from the invaders' resources.

"The children prayed the preacher preached
But time and mercy are out of your reach."

In our choices we remain.
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This dude heard about “BANTS” and misunderstood the assignment
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A nice stolen meal.
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Back on the grind again. I'm home.
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I dig through the trash and post trash.
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God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
Back on the grind again. I'm home.
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Smoking hash and shisha outta a yard sale hookah got me acting unwise. Wine so cheap I bargained a gypsy for their copper wire. Nerves so shot I lent em to a shooting range. Doing so much kratom, the Vietnamese got me acting chinese with capitalism. Firing .22 bullets into the woods trying to hit wendigos, only to realize it's my neighbor. Clipping coins for jewish donations....they're chuck E cheese tokens from childhood. Stealing so much from walmart, they're naming me the head of protection loss.
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Grease and butter your stomachs. The next act may make your life queasy.
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God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
Grease and butter your stomachs. The next act may make your life queasy.
"Sometimes appa goes too far when he posts, man. He can be a poet when he wants to and a philosopher when he's not overworked and sober. One day, he grabbed me and said, "Did you know the world is a dumpster, and you just have to dive it to get what you want?" Far out, man, I know, right? So just, play it cool. He teaches recycling and money at the same time. He's not a bad guy. He just gets lost in thoughts, you know? Hey, you got a cigarette? That's the lady I've been wanting..."
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Forwarded from I Fucking Hate Science (カズ、 「白いファラオ」)
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My work had some IT problems, so they hired an IT guy. Small world cause it turned out to be @bellerophon420.
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