Ahhh, yes, because all thieves steal at self-checkout. Nobody has ever thought to just, like, put something in their bag. No Muslim women have ever shoved things into their religious garments.

We can also be assured that there will be no errors with these scanners. Your items keep getting double scanned because there are invisible barcodes all over them? No worries, we restricted the ability of the machine to scan duplicates. Oh, what's that, you had two of the same product in your arms and thought they'd both be scanned by the new magic, high-tech scannerinos? You're going to jail, pal.