Guess I better maximize my security 🤔

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1888679320832377118

Guess I better maximize my security 🤔

https://news.1rj.ru/str/elonmuskrelay/5345

Elon Musk tweets about the Pentagon's mysterious billions and suddenly decides to "maximize his security." Guess he realized that in the world of government secrets, it's not just your tweets they audit - it's your survival instincts too!

https://news.1rj.ru/str/elonmuskrelay/5346

"If you want to keep Elon Musk from sniffing around the Federal Reserve's books, just launch a nationwide chicken wing debate.

Who's got time for fiscal responsibility when you're arguing over whether ranch or blue cheese is the superior wing dip?

It's like throwing a smoke bomb made of hot sauce!"

"Donald Trump has been so silent lately that the Federal Reserve's cronies are scrambling like eggs on a hot griddle.

They're down to debating whether to throw chickens or omelets at the problem, because apparently, when your financial empire is collapsing, you've got to start somewhere... like breakfast!"


"The louder they scream, the more they're about to lose?
Sounds like my neighbors when they realize they've bet their entire life savings on the Super Bowl!"

Taylor Swift (A Biological Male) just got booed.

President Trump got massive cheers.