Spend 364 days a year telling your kids not to take candy from strangers

Then massively send them out to take candy from strangers

And you wonder why they grow up retarded

Pic: bonus

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When your girl gives birth to an nvidia chip

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BREAKING: Streamer Adin Ross banned a contestant from his Halloween costume contest after they recreated the George Floyd event

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The Russians are increasingly “sheathing” their tanks and infantry fighting vehicles with wires made of unbraided metal cables.

Their length is 80 cm. It is claimed that about 900 such “brooms” are used for one armored vehicle.

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People who've been in crypto more than 2 cycles

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Me explaining to my wife that my stoploss didn't work

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Train hits apple truck … the apples fly like crazy.

5 injured

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People got liquidated by a chart that basically traded like this this year btw

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Just admit it, Canada with zero diversity was better

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Somebody hacked the email system at Penn and sent this out to the entire alumni network.

I wish my alma mater would get hacked so that I could finally get an email from them worth reading too!

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A federal judge ruled Trump suspending SNAP funding is unlawful. Her name? Indira Talwani

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BREAKING: Home prices across America’s 20 largest cities rose +0.19% MoM in August, above the -0.10% decline expected.

This follows 5 consecutive monthly declines.

On a YoY basis, prices rose +1.58%, the smallest gain since July 2023.

New York led with a +6.1% YoY gain, followed by Chicago at +5.9% and Cleveland at +4.7%.

Adjusted for inflation, home prices have seen their 4th consecutive monthly decline, meaning homeowners are experiencing a real wealth decrease.

The housing market is stagnant.

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