(1) Gain control over a bunch of binance accounts

(2) Do a variety of trades betting on different directions and categories, such that each individual account bets on the market going a certain direction, but in aggregate they all hedge each other out.

(3) Wait for a sizable amount of money to start copying whatever account takes the lead.

(4) Exit attack: have that money bet big on some tiny coin, for which you either created or have a large position in, and then once everyone copies you, dump.

This gonna be hilarious.

“Throwflame unveils robot dog Thermonator — with flamethrower attached — The Ohio-based firm have announced the $9,420 bot is available for purchase by the general public and government agencies for the first time.”

MEMECOIN SUPERCYCLE

GM

But really no,

More than half the population totally incapable of understanding memes

Would be more shocking to see graphed than any of those iq maps

Long march

NYU:

QUESTION: "Why are you protesting?"

PROTESTER #1: "I don't know. I'm pretty sure there's something about Israel [turns to other person] Why are we protesting?"

PROTESTER #2: "I wish I was more educated."

PROTESTER #1: "I'm not either."