Crypto markets rn:

Panic!

Nah wait, German Govt couldn’t be THAT wreckless and stupid

Nvm, we were wrong, they can.

Rocky times

Boden on-paper 20x’er dumps hard to ensure he maintains at least a 2.5x

Lessons in there

Bodenomics

Never could get onboard with $BODEN at all

A memecoin around a personality nearly everyone in crypto hates?

Vibes were off

Crypto fudders in their past lives,

when they start screaming stories obviously totally inapplicable to the current situation,

just to make themselves feel good with the attention it gives them:

“There were also those who added to our real perils by inventing fictitious dangers. Some claimed that part of Misenum had collapsed or that another part was on fire. It was untrue, but they could always find somebody to believe them”

— Pliny the Younger to the Roman historian Tacitus, on 79 Eruption at Mt. Vesuvius i.e. Pompeii

Nothing new under the sun

Creators so often not consumers

And this confuses consumers thoroughly

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