Hoe Fed

Fights hoeflation

Instead of interest rates, it adjusts hottest hoes importing rates

Obesity epidemic mostly affecting women?

Raise the rates

Mid poolside tiktok PM girls gloating about their fake jobs a bit too much?

Raise the rates

Fertility collapse?

Raise the rates

What makes her want you the most? Seeing you have hotter options telling you to leave her.

Raise the rates

you need to be building and yapping anon

POV your memecoins watching you drain their liquidity during this pullback rn

Now 50% odds for even bigger than expected rate cut, 50 instead of 25

Sign of economic disaster

But also bullish af

Markets saying unlikely to go much below $58k

(These price betting ones tending to be a bit less alpha than prediction markets on other things that don’t already have rich markets for them, but fwiw)

if so,

then between this and repeatedly wiping out 3rd world commies,

gotta say big fan

very based

thx CIA

few people know this

but crypto celebrities actually obtain their popularity purely because of their high quality content