Supreme court rules against TikTok

TikTok done in 2 days

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Lemon8 will be immediately banned along with TikTok

RedNote may also be banned

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TikTok is cooked

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Coded

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Don't underestimate the trenches

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Sad cat is humor because cat dgaf

Sad cat brings surprise

— Surprise is humor

But most cannot detect the surprise

More elusive surprise detection requires higher IQ

— Humor is an IQ test

But, people assortatively prefer humor matching their surprise-detection skill level

Some will not laugh and lie that they get the surprise is too easy for their IQ, but really it’s too hard for them to find the surprise

Some will laugh when they don’t get the surprise, to feign social conformity, or as a feminine tactic to laugh to instead show sexual interest

— Must directly ask what is the surprise, not just seeing if they laugh, if testing for IQ

But, some will create doubt by lying that they just were never exposed to the needed references, or similar lefty “cultural bias” bs

Hard to disprove concretely unless references are given

— Must include references, if testing for IQ

Modus poems

Yeah someday will finally create that “name the surprise” humor IQ test

Once it’s created, probably you’d never hear about it because nearly all would fail and be furious about that

Dead Clownworld Theory

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Yeah gonna go ahead and say,

humor detection = derivation of a proof of contradiction, i.e. spot the surprise

humor creation = creation of a set of statements within which there is a contradiction, which is usually non-trivial to find or derive a proof of contradiction for

humor level = difficulty of finding & spotting the contradiction & associated proof of contradiction derivation is

Wait, remembering how sat solvers can be made to find an “unsat core”, which aims to find a minimal set of incongruent expressions in a large problem statement

Bruh, is

humor detection = finding unsat cores?

humor production = creating problems whose unsat cores are a certain level of difficulty to find?

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67% odds on TikTok removed from App Store by Monday

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Pumpfun lawsuit slammed their tweeting

Pumpfun poasting right through it

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“But memecoins are just gambling”

“It’s just dumb luck, there’s no way skill could be involved”

“Everyone who says they got rich on memecoins is lying”

“The only people getting rich are those selling shovels”

“Memecoins have no intrinsic value and it’s evil to make money off of them bro”

— Stfu ya lazy lying commie scum

Unsideline yourself today

Or die poor

No excuses

Golden bull run

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You wouldn’t believe it if someone told you bro.

First point of the classic “Product Zeitgeist Fit” fit checklist was right.

Some just born as natural early adopters, always first to the next big thing.

Others, never have been and never will be.

Early adopters are born not made.

Taste for the next wave.

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What does legit science say?

Science says early adopters who repeatedly correctly adopt what will be next before everyone else — DO totally exist.

Sorry commies constantly crying that predicting future trends is impossible and that any success is just gambling.

Turns out you just have sh&t genes.

Gotta have that early adopter dog in ya.

Legit serial early adopters are real.

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