$PAIN now MASSIVELY up in premarket

Often these end up being not too far off from launch price

Looking like a huge winner

GateIO $PAIN Pre-Market

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GM another day, another super sus African launch - $CAR

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This one’s already much higher than the last one

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For reference, the coin has already reached nearly 50% of the supposed dude’s entire country’s GDP

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Pulling out all the tricks this time

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His old pinned Bitcoin tweet acts to add some legitimacy

Still not totally clear if hacked

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$CAR video

Unclear if real or fake

If fake, they were smarter this time to put the face further from the camera, which prevents the most useful AI detection methods

If real, welcome to the country memecoins wave

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CoinTelegraph calls the coin suspicious — Though the evidence they dig up is totally unjustified trash

+ 2 deepfake checkers they tried said the video is deepfake, 2 others said it is not

— Those deepfake detecters are such a joke. Many of them outright scams in their own right.

+ “Process for registering the CAR memecoin’s domain on domain provider namecheap did not look like what a president or country would do”

— One of the most retarded statements I’ve ever heard.

Proper judgement is not by feels. Proper judgement is by looking historically.

Is this a trait solely present in the losers, and not the winners?

Then go from there.

+ “Would be weird for their president to launch a coin…the language/phraseology used in the tweet is weird”

— No, retard, the phrasing is one of the most impressively correct aspects of this.

Wording is not that of the typical jeet hacker retard, which is probably the top reason people are saying that if this is a hack, it’s a sophisticated one.

Those who know how to properly phrase things are in surprisingly short supply.

We’ll see.

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$CAR tokenomics fwiw

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Degens trying to push some other coins too — though market conditions just not great

We’ll see

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Can say that as the $CAR continues to survive without a hard collapse,

— the odds that it will continue to survive longer start to dramatically rise

Currently approaching 6 hours since creation

Vast majority of the overt pump&dumps and hacks hard dump within 7-10 hours

Lindy effect, you might say

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Obesity signal

Whether for memecoin founders, crypto CEOs, or politicians

— Obese ones tend to be far more corrupt,

far more likely to intentionally screw everyone,

even when there was no reason to screw everyone at all, and all sides could’ve greatly benefited

Sounds like total nonsense but the evidence is overwhelming

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More obese = more corrupt

Obesity signal

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Does the way these obese guys instantly give up and get more corrupt sound a lot like what so many of the female memecoin founders have done?

Instantly giving up and wrecking things for zero good reason at all, creating unforced disasters so stupid that few can comprehend?

CORRECT

OBESITY INCREASES ESTROGEN, DECREASES TESTOSTERONE

These dudes are behaving like female memecoin founders

…because their hormones are literally turning them feminine

Obesity -> More estrogen & less testosterone -> destroying things for no reason -> Stress leading to more Obesity

Deadly feedback loop

Obesity signal

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