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👀 COIN ALERT: $YZY
⚠️WARN: Low amount of LP Providers - Only a few users are providing liquidity
Current Thresholds:
Macro Conditions:
❌ EXTREMELY BAD (18) = HOW TF ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRO (13.5m)
Note: Currently alerting on interesting signal thresholds. Not currently alerting based on what are likely good buys.
Note: Experimental, still testing. Do not share.
Entry Cap: $5_333_027Entry Date: Friday, March 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM EDTSymbol: $YZYName: SwasticoinAnnounced: 1741979352Signal-1: 0.138 ⚠️Signal-2: 1.897 ✅Liquidity: $319_629Created: 2.7d agoFirst Seen: 2.6d agoRefreshed: 1.9m agoAddress: 9gyfbPVwwZx4y1hotNSLcqXCQNpNqqz6ZRvo8yTLpumpFrom: 🌱New LaunchesLinks: GMGN | Dexscreener | Twitter Search | Pumpfun⚠️WARN: Low amount of LP Providers - Only a few users are providing liquidity
Current Thresholds:
Class: ✅ NON-HARD-RUG (95.0%) based on 1981 swapsDetails: because (trade_size_concentration of 0.004 <= 0.004) and (as_mid_zipfs_slope of -5.266 <= -4.794) and (price_intecept of -150828695694.011 <= -75807281152.0) | based on 257 samplesMin Liquidity: ✅ $75.9k ($319.6k)Min Signal-1: ✅ 0.090 (0.138)Min Signal-2: ✅ 1.500 (1.897)Min Cap: ✅ $1.2M ($5.3M)Min Age: ✅ 0s (2.7d)Max Age: ✅ 5d (2.7d)Macro Conditions:
❌ EXTREMELY BAD (18) = HOW TF ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRO (13.5m)
Note: Currently alerting on interesting signal thresholds. Not currently alerting based on what are likely good buys.
Note: Experimental, still testing. Do not share.
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"YOUR TIME IS UP, AND YOUR ATTACKS MUST STOP, STARTING TODAY. IF THEY DON’T, HELL WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE!"
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"YOUR TIME IS UP, AND YOUR ATTACKS MUST STOP, STARTING TODAY. IF THEY DON’T, HELL WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE!"
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DoomPosting
Not a bad call yesterday Not bad 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🄾🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶
Many had setup bots to instantly buy whatever CA Kanye tweets
— And got wrecked this morning when $YZY shot to $180M,
Because many others had done the same
Often the techniques that seem to normies like they’d be a great idea turn out terribly
This was one you really wanted to buy way ahead, not after he tweeted, not even 1 second after, at least for now
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— And got wrecked this morning when $YZY shot to $180M,
Because many others had done the same
Often the techniques that seem to normies like they’d be a great idea turn out terribly
This was one you really wanted to buy way ahead, not after he tweeted, not even 1 second after, at least for now
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DoomPosting
Cumulative PnL of day crypto day traders, i.e. guys frequently buying and jeeting the majors all the time, according to latest hyperliquid stats = Negative the entire time since 2024, just dropping like a rock, and just won’t stop Meanwhile, know what the…
Wild that there just doesn’t seem to exist any charts of the returns distribution of crypto perps / CFD user returns
(Crypto perps are a type of CFD)
Why doesn’t this basica info exist?
(1) Probably because it looks HORRIBLE, so obviously the CFD & perps exchanges don’t want it getting out
(2) ??? — Someone should’ve done it by now though, because Jupiter & Hyperliquid put the raw info onchain for anyone to collect and chart
Why has no one done it??
Screw it, tired of waiting for someone else to create these charts
I’ll create them myself right now
Sorry day trader course sellers if this wrecks your side hustle
Long had a hunch that the zero-sum perps have been syphoning away billions of the most valuable at-risk capital, into the pockets of the perps exchanges, and wrecking crypto far beyond how much anything else is
Let’s find out
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(Crypto perps are a type of CFD)
Why doesn’t this basica info exist?
(1) Probably because it looks HORRIBLE, so obviously the CFD & perps exchanges don’t want it getting out
(2) ??? — Someone should’ve done it by now though, because Jupiter & Hyperliquid put the raw info onchain for anyone to collect and chart
Why has no one done it??
Screw it, tired of waiting for someone else to create these charts
I’ll create them myself right now
Sorry day trader course sellers if this wrecks your side hustle
Long had a hunch that the zero-sum perps have been syphoning away billions of the most valuable at-risk capital, into the pockets of the perps exchanges, and wrecking crypto far beyond how much anything else is
Let’s find out
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Telegram’s $TON jumps from $2.7 to $3.4
This pump comes follows news that Pavel Durov, the founder of Telegram, has left France amid legal proceedings and moved to Dubai with court permission
Article
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This pump comes follows news that Pavel Durov, the founder of Telegram, has left France amid legal proceedings and moved to Dubai with court permission
Article
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DoomPosting
Wild that there just doesn’t seem to exist any charts of the returns distribution of crypto perps / CFD user returns (Crypto perps are a type of CFD) Why doesn’t this basica info exist? (1) Probably because it looks HORRIBLE, so obviously the CFD & perps…
Dune charges $25 just to download the pre-computed Jupiter user PnL data, smh
But looks like I got it
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But looks like I got it
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$PWEASE been gradually ratcheting up
Does it have the staying power to go to the moon?
Or doing the death caterpillar?
Macro will help decide
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Does it have the staying power to go to the moon?
Or doing the death caterpillar?
Macro will help decide
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