Pres. Trump pulled troops from LA after the riots ended, Mayor Karen Bass says she made the National Guard "retreat."

"We won!"

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A win is a win

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Oh, cool. You never know when you'll need a knife

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Elmo is on the run after telling the world what he really thinks, what happened to free speech

This is just like OJ Simpson, he's just going for a drive

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Some art AI could never replicate

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Figured the boys would appreciate this one.

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HOLY CRAP! Stephen Miller reveals there have already been over 1 MILLION self deportations

He also sends an ultimatum to illegals, saying they face:

Sudden Arrest

Sudden Deportation

Wage Garnishment

Loss of property

Incarceration

Imprisonment for immigration and other crimes

"If you choose to self-deport, you can go back home, you have the opportunity to apply for legal entry if you wish to in the future, and you are going to get a $1,000 check on your way out"

The choice is obvous: SELF-DEPORT!

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La Crosse, #Wisconsin. Driver collides with tree, acts like it's no big thing.

Driver who hit tree on Rose Street and fled given five tickets. The man abandoned his car after the crash. Police found the car with multiple opened Smirnoff cans on the passenger floor and the keys in the ignition.

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Syrian President Ahmad al-Sharaa:

Syrians, with their long history, have rejected forms of division.

We are the sons of this land and the most capable of overcoming the attempts of the Israeli entity to tear us apart.

Our Druze people are an essential part of the fabric of the homeland and protecting them is our priority.

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Syrian President Ahmad al-Sharaa:

Possessing great strength does not necessarily mean achieving victory, just as triumph in one arena does not guarantee success in another. You may be capable of starting a war, but it is not easy to control its outcomes.

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