Me holding back saying “bitcoin fixes this” in every conversation

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Lesson 1) Don't cheat on your spouse.

Lesson 2) Avoid jumbotrons

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Farm dog on the job

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Our tax dollars will no longer fund this

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Bro

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My bank when I ask to withdraw my own money

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JUST IN: Trump says crypto "made our dollar look really good and strong and powerful. It's good for the dollar, and it's good for the country."

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CONFIRMED: Bitcoin will hit 1 million.

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We sell paper Bitcoin through ETFs while secretly pushing a central bank digital currency disguised as stable coins

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BREAKING: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave

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Traffic stopped on the Damascus road due to the massive tribal convoys heading to Suwayda

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This Hayek chick sounds pretty based. Y'all should look him up!

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BREAKING: Trump officially signs crypto 'Genius Act' into law

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When simping for OF chicks that don't care about you wasn't bad enough, so you simp for an AI chick that literally doesn't even exist instead.

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We are out of ice cream combs

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Bitcoin has never topped without first massively outperforming Gold.

Buckle up, what’s coming next could be historic.

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Would this fix the fertility crisis problem?

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Syria’s Presidency condemns the recent violence in the south, calling the attacks on civilians—especially children and elders—“barbaric and unlawful.”

— Urges restraint and warns against revenge or chaos.

— A special force is being deployed to de-escalate clashes and restore calm.

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