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BREAKING: Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has CONFIRMED military bases in both Indiana and New Jersey will be used to house detained illegals awaiting deportation
This is EXACTLY how military assets should be used!
78 million of us voted for it
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This is EXACTLY how military assets should be used!
78 million of us voted for it
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White women race-mix the least, despite the propaganda otherwise 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🤖🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶
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So why did I leave up this post the bot found,
and then even endorse it?
— A post glorifying bleached blonde hoes as the brilliant shining beacon of reason, the secret pillar of society holding up all of society?
Opposite to everything I’ve often said for years?
TBH because I immediately recognized it as one of my favorite joke formats, as I’d pointed out months ago:
Absurd, Compelling, Absurd,
(1) Absurd argument: At first appears so stupid, totally absurdity, appearing to be totally against everything I’ve said over the years — having constantly pointed out how putting bleached blonde women in charge of any serious business is a hallmark of a collapsing society, horrible idea
(2) Element of truth or compelling reasoning: But then an element of truth, that many will find quite surprising, or reasoning that may sound compelling — women ARE far more selective than men, and white women are indeed less race-mixing than any other major race categories, at least in the US
(3) But then actually ultimately absurd: But then ok, again ultimately totally absurd — yeah the bleached blonde hoes aren’t the secret foundation of society and , but largely destroying it whenever something goes wrong and they gain any kind of control over anything serious, ushering in communism at every step, totally reorganizing the job economy in very bad ways, in turn reorganizes the dating markets in very bad ways. Yes they are highly prone to peer pressure etc. Among many other reasons. Ultimately absurd.
None of you may find this format amusing, Sorry I always find it amusing
I.e. perfect midwit bait — retards and big-brains will stop at (1) or (3), concluding the claim is totally absurd, while midwits will get stuck on 2 because they get stuck on some tangental element of truth or compelling-sounding reasoning.
Stupid, Surprising, Stupid joke recipe
Now some will say I’m just BSing here
IMO that’s just because you can’t see the total absurdity of claiming bleached blonde hoes to be the secret saviors holding up all of civilized society
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So why did I leave up this post the bot found,
and then even endorse it?
— A post glorifying bleached blonde hoes as the brilliant shining beacon of reason, the secret pillar of society holding up all of society?
Opposite to everything I’ve often said for years?
TBH because I immediately recognized it as one of my favorite joke formats, as I’d pointed out months ago:
Absurd, Compelling, Absurd,
(1) Absurd argument: At first appears so stupid, totally absurdity, appearing to be totally against everything I’ve said over the years — having constantly pointed out how putting bleached blonde women in charge of any serious business is a hallmark of a collapsing society, horrible idea
(2) Element of truth or compelling reasoning: But then an element of truth, that many will find quite surprising, or reasoning that may sound compelling — women ARE far more selective than men, and white women are indeed less race-mixing than any other major race categories, at least in the US
(3) But then actually ultimately absurd: But then ok, again ultimately totally absurd — yeah the bleached blonde hoes aren’t the secret foundation of society and , but largely destroying it whenever something goes wrong and they gain any kind of control over anything serious, ushering in communism at every step, totally reorganizing the job economy in very bad ways, in turn reorganizes the dating markets in very bad ways. Yes they are highly prone to peer pressure etc. Among many other reasons. Ultimately absurd.
None of you may find this format amusing, Sorry I always find it amusing
I.e. perfect midwit bait — retards and big-brains will stop at (1) or (3), concluding the claim is totally absurd, while midwits will get stuck on 2 because they get stuck on some tangental element of truth or compelling-sounding reasoning.
Stupid, Surprising, Stupid joke recipe
Now some will say I’m just BSing here
IMO that’s just because you can’t see the total absurdity of claiming bleached blonde hoes to be the secret saviors holding up all of civilized society
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People mad So why did I leave up this post the bot found, and then even endorse it? — A post glorifying bleached blonde hoes as the brilliant shining beacon of reason, the secret pillar of society holding up all of society? Opposite to everything I’ve…
Another classic joke in the Absurd, Compelling, Absurd format
— for lack of a better name, since AFAIK this format has no name
Sorry I find these so amusing
Wanna find more in this format
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— for lack of a better name, since AFAIK this format has no name
Sorry I find these so amusing
Wanna find more in this format
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Big overlap idea with a bunch of internet racists glorifying and worshiping George Droyd 🄳🄾🄾🄼🄿🄾🅂🅃🄸🄽🄶
Rules for Radicals #11:
"If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside"
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"If you push a negative hard and deep enough it will break through into its counterside"
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JUST IN - Former Jan 6 prisoner who shared a jail dorm with Ghislaine Maxwell says Maxwell "isn't suicidal in the least," has rebranded as a teacher, works in the law library providing fellow inmates with legal forms, advice and runs her own classes
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The announcement was made by Astronomer.
“As stated previously, Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability, and recently, that standard was not met.”
“Andy Byron has tendered his resignation, and the Board of Directors has accepted. The Board will begin a search for our next Chief Executive as Cofounder and Chief Product Officer Pete DeJoy continues to serve as interim CEO.”
“Before this week, we were known as a pioneer in the DataOps space, helping data teams power everything from modern analytics to production AI.”
“While awareness of our company may have changed overnight, our product and our work for our customers have not.”
“We’re continuing to do what we do best: helping our customers with their toughest data and AI problems.”
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“As stated previously, Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability, and recently, that standard was not met.”
“Andy Byron has tendered his resignation, and the Board of Directors has accepted. The Board will begin a search for our next Chief Executive as Cofounder and Chief Product Officer Pete DeJoy continues to serve as interim CEO.”
“Before this week, we were known as a pioneer in the DataOps space, helping data teams power everything from modern analytics to production AI.”
“While awareness of our company may have changed overnight, our product and our work for our customers have not.”
“We’re continuing to do what we do best: helping our customers with their toughest data and AI problems.”
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BREAKING: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially RESIGNED after being caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert
So dude’s now lost his career, reputation, and probably his wife plus half his net worth all because he wanted to canoodle a coworker.
Don’t cheat, kids!
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So dude’s now lost his career, reputation, and probably his wife plus half his net worth all because he wanted to canoodle a coworker.
Don’t cheat, kids!
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Undisclosed relationships in the office often are grounds for firing all involved, in the bigger companies…
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