Own nothing, use the butt grater, and be happy.

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JUST IN: Publicly traded Sequans buys 1,264 #Bitcoin for $150 million.

They now hold 2,317

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Implied volatility has fallen off a cliff:

The average S&P 500 tech stock's implied earnings-day move is just 4.7% for Q2 2025, the lowest in 19 years.

In other words, options investors are pricing very little volatility for tech earnings.

By comparison, in Q1 2025, the implied one-day move was ~7.0%.

Expectations have been elevated and uncertainty is being priced-out.

We have a big earnings season ahead of us.

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When you remember spending $1,230,172,839 on 2 pizzas 12 years ago

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CHANGED MY MIND

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Richer men tend to have OLDER wives

(Smaller age gap between rich husband and wife)

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Richer men more likely to have stay-at-home wives

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Rich men’s wives are far more likely to be pursuing advanced degrees and have no real job

— Yes, if given the option, women do overwhelmingly prefer to do perpetual schooling, instead of getting any real job, perpetual childhood

Given a rich man or government or whatever, to sponsor this lifestyle, many are extremely inclined toward perpetual schooling

Is what it is

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