Mathematician George Dantzig was late to class one day in college and copied down a few problems he saw on the board.

Thinking they were homework, he completed and turned them in not realizing they were actually two famous unsolved problems in statistics.

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BREAKING:

U.S. INFLATION HITS 1.65%

RATE CUTS ARE COMING!

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US Senator Cory Booker doesn’t understand per capita statistics.

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JUST IN - Trainee lawyers in UK demand the Solicitors Qualifying Examination (SQE) be made easier as the tests are "disproportionately challenging," favor "certain backgrounds and learning styles," and will create "a barrier to diversity in the legal profession."

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If women encountered sharks as frequently as they did men, they would all be fish food.

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The USS Abraham Lincoln has a crew of over 5,000 sailors and officers, making it one of the largest communities at sea.

It can operate for 20+ years without refueling, using two efficient nuclear reactors.

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NEW: SOLANA FOUNDATION HEAD OF COMMS ARIELLE PENNINGTON IS STEPPING AWAY

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Swiss eye ‘more attractive’ offer for Trump after tariff shock

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Someone nuked today's 10am slam with reverse ignition just prior.

And in completely unrelated news...

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