BREAKING:

NEWS SAYS 8% OF AMERICANS OWN #BITCOIN ACCORDING TO THE FEDERAL RESERVE.

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NEW: STRATEGY NOW HAS OVER $30 BILLION UNREALISED PROFIT ON ITS $BTC PORTFOLIO

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ALERT: An ICO whale moved 10K ETH ($42.73M) today, sending 2K to Kraken.

The Whale bought 100K ETH in 2015 at $0.311.

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JUST IN - Colombian presidential candidate Miguel Uribe Turbay dies after being shot in the head last June

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NEW: Vitalik says AI should give humans more control, favoring open-weight models with strong editing tools over fully agentic systems

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Chastity belts were designed for women, ostensibly for the purpose of chastity, as an anti-rape device, or to dissuade women and their potential sexual partners from sexual temptation

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BREAKING: Trump says Washington DC will be liberated today

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BREAKING: French nuclear plant halts reactors over jellyfish in filters, power company says

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BITCOIN IS DUMPING NOW!

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So…

What if we made the bot go through everyone’s profile photos and rate their hotness

Could take submissions in the group too

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