Whoever made this fake Cracker Barrel ad should takeover SNL. Just too perfect

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The great thing about Chicago is that when you are knocked unconscious, a security guard will take your valuables out of your pocket and walk away. Just to make sure nothing gets stolen

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BREAKING: Fox's Laura Ingraham is GRILLING Howard Lutnick on how allowing 600K Chinese students into the United States is "America First?"

"With all due respect, how is allowing 600K students from the Communist country of China putting America first?"

"But why are you helping Harvard? UCLA, Berkeley. Y'all helping those schools, why? They're basically factories of anti-American propaganda, now they're getting a big influx of cash because of the Chinese students...I just don't understand it. Those are 600K spots that Americans won't get."

LUTNICK: "If you didn't have those 600K students, you'd empty them from the top, all the students would go up to better schools, and the bottom 15% of universities would go out of business in America. Trump's taking a rational economic view."

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This is the final shakeout before the market goes into parabolic phase of bull market in Q4

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Are you prepared for a situation like this?

A lot of people are turning bearish, the perfect time for a face melting pump

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In my opinion it should be called the middle east

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2025-08-25, 23:59 UTC

493 days after halving

Current: $110,089.53

2012 scaled: $2,387,159.09

2016 scaled: $644,761.64

2020 scaled: $350,395.41

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This iconic Scottish queen must be protected at all cost

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White males need not apply

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