Today is the biggest macro day of the month.

Non-Farm Payrolls & Unemployment Rate release:

- Weak jobs + higher unemployment → Risk assets pump (crypto & stocks)

- Strong jobs report → Fed likely delays cuts

GET READY FOR VOLATILITY!

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I'm printing on my Bitcoin trades now!

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Russian envoy Dmitriev posted EU’s nightmare

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Alts/BTC golden cross has just happened.

In 2017, this resulted in a 10x rally.

Get ready for the Q4 Altseason.

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BREAKING:

The German police launch a major manhunt in Essen after a student stabs a teacher at a school

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The Bull Market is back

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BREAKING - Thai parliament confirms right-wing tycoon Anutin as PM

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Bitcoin is bouncing on the bull market support band!

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You in 2026 because you bought the right meme coins

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"I tell ya, eatin’ with a fork is plumb overrated. Nothin' wrong with gettin’ your hands messy grabbin' a handful of chicken tikka masala and soppin' up the sauce with some naan. Forks are just too fussy if you ask me."

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We pay accounts to be pro white

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The bond market is leaning toward rate cuts.

The 2-year Treasury yield is drifting lower, signalling expectations that the Fed will keep easing.

That would be the ideal scenario for Bitcoin.

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Women are the real gatekeepers of sex, and it’s not even close

You’re just too stupid to realize their most effective method they use, when they choose to gatekeep

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Why did Google kill the phone that threatened the mobile device industry?

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