93.2% chance of another interest rate cut in October

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CHINESE MILITARY FIRES MISSILES AT UNKNOWN AERIAL OBJECTS OVER WEIFANG

Weifang residents: "Why are missiles exploding over our city?"

Chinese military: silence

Internet: "ALIENS!"

Chinese social media erupted after videos appeared to show the military launching missiles at unknown objects over Weifang.

Footage captured flaming projectiles colliding midair with bright flashes and thunderous booms shaking homes.

Officials stayed silent, fueling speculation that ranged from alien craft to rogue drones or meteorites.

The incident trended with over 150 million views on Weibo.

Military insiders suggest it was likely a live-fire air defense drill, but without answers, China’s secrecy leaves the mystery wide open.

Your move, Beijing... the internet already decided it was aliens.

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BREAKING:

Initial Jobless Claims drop today at 08:30 AM (ET).

PREPARE FOR VOLATILITY!

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Tbf, humor-assortative mating is one of the most under-appreciated factors in dating that there is

And yes, favored humor style is highly-predictive of IQ

Dude dodged a retarded bullet

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OUCH: Zuckerberg’s live AI demo failed.

They have clearly not trained the failure scenario, the guy was not prepared to make a joke and start again.

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Jimmy Kimmel is WEAK

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Lukashenko mocks UK: "You got to a point where you were recently ruled by an Indian."

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The market as soon as you buy

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SALES OF HEAVY TRUCKS ARE COLLAPSING, WHICH HAS *USUALLY* FORESHADOWED AN UPCOMING RECESSION

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NEW: $BNB BREAKS $1K FOR THE FIRST TIME

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American Antifa are almost an entirely domestic network, but they do maintain links with Antifa in Canada and Europe. Secretary of State SecRubio marcorubio should consider declaring the international manifestations of Antifa as foreign terrorist entities to the U.S. government.

In 2021, German Antifa took over Leipzig’s city center and then carried out mass attacks on the public to try to intimidate judges and prosecutors handling a criminal case involving their violent members. They do the same in France and other countries.

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NOOO WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Marble Arch Caves, Northern Ireland

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BNB JUST HIT NEW ATH OF $1,000

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Gainzy sounding more and more like a brokie each day

Lots of signs he may be secretly broke

That or saying what his brokie followers want to hear

Sus

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CHARLIE KIRK: CIVILIZED NATIONS DEBATE - BROKEN ONES RESORT TO VIOLENCE

"The only thing that's preventing this country from going to civil war is debate and dialogue.

A mark of civilization is that we don't have to go to blows or bullets, that we can have discourse and debate."

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What do you guys think ppl will do with this?

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Meta Ray-Bans Display

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They’re still lying about the turnout. Look how glorious this is

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Creator Capital Markets

Streamers are:

• Eating their own 💩

• Faking their “soon” death then rug

• drinking their own piss

And now this

Great job guys, crypto looks good here

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