Yeah, calm down republicans. If you’re in a room with ten democrats only two or three of them want to murder you
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As many as 70% of all people don’t have an internal dialogue?
NOTHING goes through their minds all day, every day?
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NOTHING goes through their minds all day, every day?
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Welcome back from the alternate reality in which you’ve been living for ten years. I’ll catch you up. “Comedians” have actually been calling for violence for a decade now.
It culminated in an attempt on the president’s life last year.
And if you think that would sober them up, well…
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It culminated in an attempt on the president’s life last year.
And if you think that would sober them up, well…
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For the liars who say there is no way to join Antifa, show them these screenshots from Portland’s Rose City Antifa:
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> be soyboy Moskovitz, Zuck’s leftover spare
> build Asana, the Excel-of-feelings for HR girlies
> search bar returns your ex’s Venmo instead of a due date
> stock down 90%, call it “verticalized mindfulness”
> every earnings call: “we’re pivoting to AI”
> AI feature just Clippy in a yoga mat
> charge $20k/yr to teach Fortune 500 the art of wrist pain
> Reddit threads documenting Asana’s missing backup/restore feature get memory-holed faster than Hunter’s laptop
> call quarterly earnings “a vibes based rugpull”
> launder the bag thru Open Philanthropy
> claim “politically neutral” while signing 8-figure checks to every Dem PAC with EA in the bio
> still no undo button, but plenty of undo democracy
> lobby DC to criminalize open-source AI
> “trust us, safety” = “we can’t compete”
> entire strategy is DDOS the future with red tape
> next week: TED talk on why failure is a feature
> conclude with slide noscriptd “We tell the truth at Asana”
> applause sign paid for by Open Phil
> copium_levels_critical.pptx
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> build Asana, the Excel-of-feelings for HR girlies
> search bar returns your ex’s Venmo instead of a due date
> stock down 90%, call it “verticalized mindfulness”
> every earnings call: “we’re pivoting to AI”
> AI feature just Clippy in a yoga mat
> charge $20k/yr to teach Fortune 500 the art of wrist pain
> Reddit threads documenting Asana’s missing backup/restore feature get memory-holed faster than Hunter’s laptop
> call quarterly earnings “a vibes based rugpull”
> launder the bag thru Open Philanthropy
> claim “politically neutral” while signing 8-figure checks to every Dem PAC with EA in the bio
> still no undo button, but plenty of undo democracy
> lobby DC to criminalize open-source AI
> “trust us, safety” = “we can’t compete”
> entire strategy is DDOS the future with red tape
> next week: TED talk on why failure is a feature
> conclude with slide noscriptd “We tell the truth at Asana”
> applause sign paid for by Open Phil
> copium_levels_critical.pptx
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The 2024 map if only white people voted... and you wonder why hating white people is at the heart of the progressive movement
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The Pentagon has completed the development of the American missile and space defense system plan Golden Dome - Bloomberg
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