> be soyboy Moskovitz, Zuck’s leftover spare
> build Asana, the Excel-of-feelings for HR girlies
> search bar returns your ex’s Venmo instead of a due date
> stock down 90%, call it “verticalized mindfulness”
> every earnings call: “we’re pivoting to AI”
> AI feature just Clippy in a yoga mat
> charge $20k/yr to teach Fortune 500 the art of wrist pain
> Reddit threads documenting Asana’s missing backup/restore feature get memory-holed faster than Hunter’s laptop
> call quarterly earnings “a vibes based rugpull”
> launder the bag thru Open Philanthropy
> claim “politically neutral” while signing 8-figure checks to every Dem PAC with EA in the bio
> still no undo button, but plenty of undo democracy
> lobby DC to criminalize open-source AI
> “trust us, safety” = “we can’t compete”
> entire strategy is DDOS the future with red tape
> next week: TED talk on why failure is a feature
> conclude with slide noscriptd “We tell the truth at Asana”
> applause sign paid for by Open Phil
> copium_levels_critical.pptx
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> build Asana, the Excel-of-feelings for HR girlies
> search bar returns your ex’s Venmo instead of a due date
> stock down 90%, call it “verticalized mindfulness”
> every earnings call: “we’re pivoting to AI”
> AI feature just Clippy in a yoga mat
> charge $20k/yr to teach Fortune 500 the art of wrist pain
> Reddit threads documenting Asana’s missing backup/restore feature get memory-holed faster than Hunter’s laptop
> call quarterly earnings “a vibes based rugpull”
> launder the bag thru Open Philanthropy
> claim “politically neutral” while signing 8-figure checks to every Dem PAC with EA in the bio
> still no undo button, but plenty of undo democracy
> lobby DC to criminalize open-source AI
> “trust us, safety” = “we can’t compete”
> entire strategy is DDOS the future with red tape
> next week: TED talk on why failure is a feature
> conclude with slide noscriptd “We tell the truth at Asana”
> applause sign paid for by Open Phil
> copium_levels_critical.pptx
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The 2024 map if only white people voted... and you wonder why hating white people is at the heart of the progressive movement
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The Pentagon has completed the development of the American missile and space defense system plan Golden Dome - Bloomberg
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Despite 2 failed attempts to short $BTC in the past 15 hours, Whale 0xa523 continued to open a new 194 $BTC($22.74M) short.
He has lost over $45M in just one month, surpassing AguilaTrades, qwatio, and JamesWynnReal to become the biggest loser on
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He has lost over $45M in just one month, surpassing AguilaTrades, qwatio, and JamesWynnReal to become the biggest loser on
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BTC WEEKLY STOCHASTIC RSI HAS CROSSED UP, CONFIRMING A STRONG BULLISH SIGNAL
EVERY TIME THIS SIGNAL CAME IN THE PAST, BTC WAS OVERSOLD AND THEN PUMPED UP.
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EVERY TIME THIS SIGNAL CAME IN THE PAST, BTC WAS OVERSOLD AND THEN PUMPED UP.
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It’s time to pardon James Alex Fields Jr from the 29 federal hate crime charges that got him a second life sentence without the possibility of parole (on top of the state first degree murder charges that got him life plus 419 years).
James looked up directions to drive home, but was redirected by police onto a one-way road that antifa then took over from the other direction, advancing toward him after a weekend of rioting at him; he tried to back away, then drove slowly (below 20 mph) toward them, then was attacked with bats & hit a hidden speed bump & accidentally in panic hit the gas, & fatally ran over one protester.
He immediately apologized profusely to the police, in complete shock & sorrow & horror. His dad died in a car accident before his birth & his mom was a paraplegic who raised him from a wheelchair. This was his first ever political rally. He was only 22. The media unanimously misrepresented this terrible accident as an intentional terror attack & used it as the direct pretext for the start of the big censorship wave.
James was then denied a public defender: their office refused to represent him, because their lawyers had participated in the antifa riots that weekend. Then he was briefly represented by the main lawyer involved in the campaign to save the statues at risk in Charlottesville—which the rally had been intended to stand up for—but this one also had to step aside for supposed conflict-of-interest reasons. The judge then appointed an odd ill-fitting lawyer, & among other extreme irregularities refused to let the trial be moved out of Charlottesville—despite all the clear issues the media circus around the rally & riot posed for finding an impartial jury—so that he could get fawning attention as an anti-racist official. For example, the judge let prosecutors introduce memes which Fields had shared months earlier—before the rally was even announced—as evidence.
Trump can’t pardon him from his Virginia charges, though they’re ludicrous: no properly-informed & fair-minded judge, jury, or prosecutor could really believe his actions met the definition of first-degree murder; only the one-sided media hysteria, censorship campaign, & courtroom shenanigans could make this happen. But he was forced to plead guilty to another life sentence (without the possibility of parole) on federal “hate crime” charges, because the feds threatened to seek the death penalty at trial. It’s time for Trump to pardon him & set the record straight, even if this doesn’t bring him home, on account of his state charges. He deserves to have the truth finally told about him, & we deserve to hear the truth about Charlottesville—which, remember, Biden explicitly identified as *the* reason that he ran for president. James has suffered more than enough for his reckless mistake, in the face of the antifa mob that had been terrorizing him for days. Maybe, once we’ve set the federal record straight, we can suggest that the Virginia governor pardon him of state charges too—I’d like to bring our boys back home.
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James looked up directions to drive home, but was redirected by police onto a one-way road that antifa then took over from the other direction, advancing toward him after a weekend of rioting at him; he tried to back away, then drove slowly (below 20 mph) toward them, then was attacked with bats & hit a hidden speed bump & accidentally in panic hit the gas, & fatally ran over one protester.
He immediately apologized profusely to the police, in complete shock & sorrow & horror. His dad died in a car accident before his birth & his mom was a paraplegic who raised him from a wheelchair. This was his first ever political rally. He was only 22. The media unanimously misrepresented this terrible accident as an intentional terror attack & used it as the direct pretext for the start of the big censorship wave.
James was then denied a public defender: their office refused to represent him, because their lawyers had participated in the antifa riots that weekend. Then he was briefly represented by the main lawyer involved in the campaign to save the statues at risk in Charlottesville—which the rally had been intended to stand up for—but this one also had to step aside for supposed conflict-of-interest reasons. The judge then appointed an odd ill-fitting lawyer, & among other extreme irregularities refused to let the trial be moved out of Charlottesville—despite all the clear issues the media circus around the rally & riot posed for finding an impartial jury—so that he could get fawning attention as an anti-racist official. For example, the judge let prosecutors introduce memes which Fields had shared months earlier—before the rally was even announced—as evidence.
Trump can’t pardon him from his Virginia charges, though they’re ludicrous: no properly-informed & fair-minded judge, jury, or prosecutor could really believe his actions met the definition of first-degree murder; only the one-sided media hysteria, censorship campaign, & courtroom shenanigans could make this happen. But he was forced to plead guilty to another life sentence (without the possibility of parole) on federal “hate crime” charges, because the feds threatened to seek the death penalty at trial. It’s time for Trump to pardon him & set the record straight, even if this doesn’t bring him home, on account of his state charges. He deserves to have the truth finally told about him, & we deserve to hear the truth about Charlottesville—which, remember, Biden explicitly identified as *the* reason that he ran for president. James has suffered more than enough for his reckless mistake, in the face of the antifa mob that had been terrorizing him for days. Maybe, once we’ve set the federal record straight, we can suggest that the Virginia governor pardon him of state charges too—I’d like to bring our boys back home.
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