North Korea has banned breast implants, calling them a "symbol of rotten capitalism"

The DPRK issued a directive stating that women in the socialist system are "saturated with bourgeois ideology" and engage in "all sorts of idle activities."

While procedures like eyelid surgery and eyebrow tattoos were previously tolerated, authorities now consider breast augmentation as going too far, labeling it a "symbol of rotten capitalism."

Under Kim Jong Un's regime, secret agents and neighborhood patrols are tasked with identifying women undergoing cosmetic procedures.

Violators face the risk of being sent to labor camps.

Local militia leaders are instructed to spot women whose bodies show noticeable changes and send them to hospitals for examinations to confirm whether surgery has been performed.

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This is insane:

AMD stock, $AMD, extends gains to +35% on the day after its deal with OpenAI.

AMD is on track for its biggest single-day market cap gain in history.

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2025 Investing Playbook

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Lol

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EU constantly complains about "foreign interference", but has itself been meddling in Georgia's affairs for months — EU Parliament Member, Frölich

"The EU supports the coup d'état in Tbilisi & Euromaidan in Ukraine. Georgia must not become another Ukraine."— adds

EU double standards're just OBVIOUS

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BREAKING: Trump says there is "virtually no inflation" and "stock markets are continually hitting record highs."

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BREAKING:

Greta has been deported from Israel

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Greta Thunberg and 170 other activists of the "Sumud" flotilla have been deported from Israel to Greece and Slovakia — Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs

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TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS !!!

“STOCK MARKETS CONTINUE TO HIT RECORD HIGHS.”

BULLISH

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Gazing at women’s boobs acts like medicine for men, report scientists from Germany!

It turns out that if a man looks at a woman's breasts for at least 3 minutes a day, his health (including emotional health) noticeably improves:

— Enjoying the sight of women's breasts, a man feels arousal

— It increases blood flow and activates the cardiovascular system, which greatly boosts oxygen supply to organs and tissues

— This helps reduce the risk of heart attack and stroke, and also extends life by several years

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EXPOSED: This is how Democrats keep crime data down

- DC Police Commander placed on leave, it was discovered he directed officers to downgrade felony reports and alter crime classification

- Charges like felony assault, shootings and stabbings were downgraded

- Just before the election last year, the DC Police Commander deliberately manipulated the data and show improvements in crime

- Their manipulated stats showed a 26% drop in violent crime

Here’s what charges were downgraded to

- Assault with a Dangerous Weapon (ADW) - e.g., bat or gun (Felony; counts as violent crime) was downgraded to simple assault (misdemeanor)

- Shooting or Stabbing (Felony; aggravated assault) was downgraded to “injured person to hospital” (non-criminal report)

- Carjacking (Felony; robbery with violence) was downgraded to theft

- General Felonies (e.g., thefts, robberies) were downgraded to Misdemeanors (unspecified)

“It is interesting though that his charges came just after he filed a complaint against the executive assistant chief of police — Someone's crooked. Maybe all of them. And maybe someone's just making sure no officer ever tells on them again.”

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JUST IN - Paramount's David Ellison, son of Oracle's Larry Ellison, has bought The Free Press and installed its founder, Bari Weiss, as editor-in-chief of CBS News

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