We need to bring back water cannons in the USA.

I want to see ANTIFA purple haired freaks flying in Portland.

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The Job-Pocalypse

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Trump on Gaza: "We have just about every nation working on this deal and trying to get it done... This is a deal that, incredibly, everyone just came together."

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What in the actual fúçķ did I just watch?

Brooooooo

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NOW - Trump says he'll "speak to the DOJ" about pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell

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Today's announcement makes it clear that the odds of measles making a major comeback are continuing to rise.

As a reminder, measles really messes you up. The infection itself tends to be mild. It kills, but only rarely.

But it ruins your immune system for years afterwards!

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Bitcoin holders celebrating ATH tonight

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American travels all over the United States. Her current trip is to Portland, Oregon

“15 crackheads on each corner”

“This is the first place that I've been to and I'm like, I don't want to live here. Usually when I go somewhere, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I love it here. I want to live here. Who lives here? Like, and why do you live here? It's like a deserted town full of crackheads, literally.

Literally. Like, it's a crackhead on each. It's like 15 crackheads on each corner — They're so damn cracked out”

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Trump says he would invoke the Insurrection Act only if people were being killed, the courts were blocking action, and governors and mayors were standing in the way.

He adds that it hasn’t been needed yet, but the situation could change in the future.

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We live in a very strange time where normie politics includes women who look like this wishing you and your family shot in the street. It’s as performative as it is dangerous

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POTUS on Greta Thunberg: "She has an anger management problem. I think she should see a doctor. If you ever watch her, for a young person, she's so angry. She's so crazy. You can have her."

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JUST IN: The Biden FBI spied on 8 Republican Senators as part of its Arctic Frost investigation, according to Senator Chuck Grassley.

"This document shows the Biden FBI spied on 8 of my Republican Senate colleagues during its Arctic Frost investigation into 'election conspiracy,'" Grassley said on X.

"Arctic Frost later became Jack Smith's elector case against Trump."

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Things change

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U.S. President Donald J. Trump announces from the Oval Office that he has made the decision to provide BGM-109 “Tomahawk” Land Attack Cruise Missiles (TLAM), which have a range of between 500-1,500 miles, to Ukraine, but states that he still has some questions about how they will be used and what Russian targets will be struck by the Ukrainian Armed Forces

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OpenAI’s Sora 2

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All judges and prosecutors that got elected using laundered American tax dollars sent overseas to a foreign billionaire should be automatically removed

Joe Rogan - Democrats laundered “$7 million to the George Soros Prosecutor Fund. So our own government is funding this left-wing lunatic who is hiring the most insane prosecutors who are letting people out of jail who commit violent crimes.”

“That's exactly how this racket worked, is that the ability to tax the American public and then effectively get us to pay for being propagandized, for being surveilled, that's the game.”

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Against the backdrop of increased strikes on Ukraine's energy sector facilities, The Wall Street Journal publishes an interesting article about a network of battery parks built on the country's territory to protect the power system from Russian strikes.

It is reported that in the Kiev and Dnipropetrovsk regions, six American energy storage systems with a total capacity of 200 MW have been installed, which is enough to supply electricity to about 600,000 homes for two hours.

Their locations are not disclosed for security reasons.

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No, I’m not. The moment you eat hotpot with a girl like this, it’s like a succubus of tripe and tendon emerges as she doesn’t know how to chew with her mouth closed and your tylenol induced autism from your vaccinated psyop loving mother f&cking amplifies the “URMPH CHEW SHNORPH SHNURF” noises to 100db in your mind. You check your phone and you just got wicked out by the daily low on another long. Instead of any care or thought she just starts badgering you thinking it’s yet another KTV girl when all you were doing was trying to figure out how the f&ck to get a down payment on an overpriced condo to avoid the permanent bug underclass and the best part, she just threw in another chunk of meat into the Mala hotpot and the oil hit your eyes so at least you have a reason to wipe some tears away.

These videos never prepare you for the horrors that can ensue from dating an Asian woman. You ever hear an ABG blow ass like a humpback whale in the toilet? I have. It’s horrific, sends shivers down your spine. Endless flatulence that reverberates past the bathroom door into your hotel room, each burst of air driving you further insane as to how much hot air a digestive tract can hold. Just because a body is petite and feminine does not mean that all its functions are. Venus after all was the goddess that led to Mars destroying itself with the Sun, the ancient scientists talked about this. I once saw a Sumerian text that warned of this in a dream.

You think it’s over. No, it’s not. Post copulation one might hope for a quick brushing of teeth and then laying to rest, but you’ll hear the “HARGH….. PUI” of phlegm and guttural throat debrit hit the sink of the hotel (that you paid for). God pray for you if she can’t get the gunk out in one retch. The great spitting sirens of China aren’t the old men blasting out mucus on the roadside, it’s your hopes and dreams of a lovely ABG weekend dashed by a 5’3 Shandong girl with big eyes expunging fire from her lungs as you doomscroll TikTok.

Lord help you when the makeup comes off. You thought you were dating a goddess but turns out she was orangie with a healthy BMI with no eyebrows. But it’s too late! The room and flights were already paid for and even if you increased the leverage before bed, you’re not making back the lost time and energy. Thoughts and prayers.

The ABG was the evolution of intelligence agencies creating the beast of the Lennon/Yoko archetype gone wrong. Billions of men psyopped into hoeflation. An empty pool of loneliness awaits. There’s a reason why McCartney and Harrison wrote the best songs after the Beatles broke up - they didn’t have Yoko haranguing them daily to write about wealth distribution and communism while buying another New York penthouse apartment.

-Hoeflator

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