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I aped an escrow service with rev share to holders at 350k mcap

Some info from their socials:

xcrow.tech - $XCROW

🌍 Blockchain is revolutionizing landscapes, especially the escrow service sector. Step into the future with Xcrow — a trailblazing, decentralized escrow platform harnessing the power of blockchain to redefine traditional trading dynamics.

🔐 Key Features:

📜 An escrow is orchestrated via a smart contract between a buyer and seller, capturing all transaction nuances.
🛡 The blockchain-anchored contract is a fortress, dramatically reducing fraud possibilities.
💸 The buyer can execute payment anytime. If disputes arise, the admin is your guardian. Without hiccups or if funds remain dormant after the timer ticks out, the seller claims the bounty.


🌱 Future Developments for Xcrow:

🛍 Seller Marketplace
💬 Seller-Buyer Chats
🔗 Enhanced Cross-Platform Integrations
🎛 User Dashboard Revamp
📱 Dive in on-the-go with Mobile App

💰 Revenue Share:
All fees from the escrow platform are a treat for the holders! Hold a magic number of more than 0.25% XCROW Tokens and join the feast.

Chart: https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x468046f4e7375e388fabba31575d8bcdc5c1eef7
Twitter: https://twitter.com/XCROW_ERC
Medium: https://xcrow-erc.medium.com/
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I bought into $mmg at 1.2m
mcap

Launched within the last 1 hour lots of pings from so many bots

super hyped launched and everyone is talking about it

I don’t think it stops running

Find a good dip and enter:

https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x0be1efd19b4a44a48df7b5ad43661d55dbf18d30

(price 2x’d while i was typing this lol, it’s 2.4m mcap now)
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their bio is also pretty cool

$MMG - The most market-activated guild token ever in the web3 space!

Meme Guild embraces the idea that true price discovery can be influenced by elements beyond conventional technical analysis.

Bringing together market activation, true price discovery, cartel sophistication and the power of memes, Meme Guild ($MMG) adds a layer of entertainment and unpredictability to the cryptocurrency landscape.
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$QWN

We keep Accelersting

3x off the bottom call

(Q,Q)
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I bought $MIC MiladyInControl at 650k

I’m waiting for a dip to DCA down

Obviously it’s up a lot so wait for a dip to enter

Cool name and many miladys involved + it’s getting a lot of volume

Chart: https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x2Fe6E4F60f556A778DaB5A6CE649DB264CFFdd6D

Twitter: https://twitter.com/miladyincontr0l
TG: https://news.1rj.ru/str/MiladyInControlportal
Site: miladyincontrol.net
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$JUMP

I just came across this and still reading the docs on this and will share more once i read, it’s one of those ape now, read later stuff

But TLDR is

this is an ohm fork, like $QWN

Website looks like the team knows what they doing, cool aesthetics.

From history lessons, I’m not gonna be fading the first $OHM fork

$JUMP and $QWN if the teams play their cards right can potentially be the $OHM and $TIME of this cycle before many other garbage forks come up

I’m DCA’ing a big bag around 2m mcap and gonna (3,3) and see how this plays out

If ohm fork szn plays out, this could run big

Dextools: https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x39d8BCb39DE75218E3C08200D95fde3a479D7a14

Website: https://jump.farm
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i bought some of this cause everyone is talking about it

BitcoinEthereumTetherBNBXRPUSDCDogecoinCardanoSolanaTronMaticLitecoinPolkadotShibaInuDaiBitcoinCashWrappedBitcoinAvaxTonLinkStellarLEOUNITUSDAtomMoneroOKBEthereumClassicHederaInternetComputerFilecoinMantleLidoDaoAptosArbitrumCronosVechainNEARQuantOptismMakerTheGraphAaveXDCNetworkAlgorandTheSandboxAxieInfinityMultuversXStacksTezosUSDDThetaNetworkBitcoinSVManaSynthetixInjectiveApeCoinFantomNeiRendereCashFlowKavaChilizKucoinTokenGalaCurveDaoTOkenPaxDollarRocketPoolKlaytnZcashPaxGoldIOTATetherGoldFraxShareTerraClassicCasperGMXPepeBitTorrentCompoundMinaSuiHuobiTokenGateTokenTrustWalletTokenBoneDashNEXOGeminiDollarArweaveThorChaindYdXWooNetworkZiliqaCAKEInu $CRYPTO

400k MARKET CAP

Dextools: https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x6cea05f7cb348d48a0bdf86889040f6a5bae98dd
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1.4m mcap 🫡 3.5x from call 🫡
sucks my dip buy failed

i wanted to add to my bag sub 500k 😢
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People keep asking me about bots so reminder:

If you keep getting swap failed on uniswap when buying tokens

start using unibot to buy tokens: https://news.1rj.ru/str/unibotsniper_bot?start=noteezzy

or Maestro Bot here:
@MaestroBots

if you are new to farming airdrops and don’t know how to go about it

start using lootbot, and allow it to automate your airdrop farming:
https://news.1rj.ru/str/lootbot_lootbot?start=noteezzy
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I bought this coin:


It’s pumping aggressively so find an entry

It’s ab 250k now

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. 'Shrek is love', I would say, 'Shrek is life'. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, 'This is my swamp'. He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, 'It's all ogre now'. Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Dexscreener: https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xe80a67fa00a5380d83b84c2435459b2754ff91c9
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Low Mcap play DYOR

$DATBOI 78k Mcap

🚲*🐸* DatBoiIsBackOhShitWaddup! | 1/1 Tax | $DATBOI 🐸*🚲*

Original Meme, LP Burnt, Renounced, Based Team

Branding and everything here stands out from the rest of the ObamaInuWhiteHouse17NameTokens, original memes always bullish.

Matt Furie Pepe creator has previously spoke out about the popularity of DatBoi meme.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ETHDatBoi

TG: https://news.1rj.ru/str/DatBoiHere

Website: https://www.datboi.io/

Chart: https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x076d3F4cdb47dc8Bb223E7Ad656C9C4c041B7353
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I aped a bag of $M87 at 3m mcap

Plays with utility seem to be my best plays over the last few months and i think i’ll look more into those

I read the gitbook of $M87 and i think this is gonna be a massive sender long term

I wrote a long breakdown on what M87 is on twitter here:

https://twitter.com/noteezzy/status/1689714651360034816

It’s a very broad concept but the TLDR on it is that

M87 builds dapps

They have a few dapps live

if i understand correctly, The project has been live since last year and relaunched today and instantly went from 700k mcap to 5m mcap and i decided to dig deeper into the product

Dapps they have built offer similar services similar to
paetron (creators can create subnoscriptions and manage them) + escrow service + tornado cash (anonymously deposit and withdraw crypto) + nounsdao (investment dao controlled by m87 stakers) + non custodial wallet (like trust wallet/metamask) + they even have crypto debit card like coinbase card + can implement crypto payment gateway to businesses like stripe

revenue from these dapps they built goes to the Investment DAO that’s controlled by stakers.

It’s a lot to cover and i think as more people understand what they’ve built it will run.

my target for this is 10s of millions in mcap over the next few weeks

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x2049df3435bdbb36d22f98fcd2e5027049a1f3ce
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Crypto 2.7m 3x from buys and call 🫡
For people asking for targets on this

i’m hoping to hold this to closer to 10m mcap (close to $1)

I took out my initials so i’m happy to ride the rest to my target
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$AMBOT - 289k Mcap.

AMBot is a bot that transforms images into astonishing art styles with AI

Utility is already working and big name behind it

Dextools: https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0xff62edde8aef69935bd632fa8092cdbc513e0fc7

Links:
https://news.1rj.ru/str/Animemagicboterc
https://animemagicbot.app/
https://twitter.com/animemagicbot
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