SHAGGY THIS ISNT WEED

THIS IS JUNG'S RED BOOK

"Magic isn't real"

hold up ur girlfriend wants me to do a tarot reading

Tending to my realm
(Checking my social media apps)

This guy approaches you on the street. He asks you to reject the material world, abandon your preconceived epistemology, and become with the Dao. Wyd?

So you want to get into Tibetan Buddhism? Well, here's a reading list:

Normies who take their roles in the Matrix very seriously

Vs me doing whatever Im doing

"Nobody getting shit this year" -santa

My occuly experience

What if i told you that I already fucking told you and you didnt fucking listen - your spirit guide

"Lol take your meds schizo"

Ancestors Watching

The children yearn for the jungles

"Go back, youre going to create microplastics and credit scores"

Same bro

Philosphers: expectation vs reality

Satan: hey i bought your soul last month and-

Me: no returns

Satan: please its making me sad

Dont let anyone tell you tacos dont work miracles