I have some headcanons stocked up for her wait
- she love acrylics as we all know… and yk when ur a hero or whatever, after a battle your NORMAL reaction is to take a sigh of relief on how you didn’t die. She ain’t like that.
Satomi: “I just got this set done :(“ *looks at her nails with two of the acrylics falling off, the charms broken, glitter disaster*
Gwen: 😐🤨 “really?…”
- she has this underlying dislike for Miguel… ask her why and she’ll ask you “well who told ya’ that? 🤷🏻♀️”
In reality, she doesn’t like his costume/body suit. Says it’s a “fashion disaster”. (Ngl she’s right his ass is so clear in that suit it makes me cackle)
- Will distract the villain by commenting on its outfit.
Satomi, to Vulture from the 20th century: “So like… listen I think the wings are… alright…!”
Vulture: “??? What??”
Satomi: “I dunno man it’s just… it seems very bland. ☹️”
Vulture: “…? But I need them to fly—“
Satomi: “Yeah but flying doesn’t need to be boring! A lil’ colour won’t kill ya’, Vul.”
Vulture: “…I want another spider-person on the job.”
- Yes she uses those old, trashy hot pink glittery flip phones. Yes even on missions. No she doesn’t care if it’s inconvenient.
*the others literally fighting for their lives* “Sato—“ *looks around* “Satomi?”
Satomi, dashing across the water (yes she has super speed that her little quirk), typing on her phone: “On… a mission… rn… lol… XD *glitter emoji* *heart emoji*”
Layla, popping in virtually: “Didn’t Miguel talk about phone restrictions?…”
Satomi: “Bold of you to assume I’d listen to that old geezer…”
- she love acrylics as we all know… and yk when ur a hero or whatever, after a battle your NORMAL reaction is to take a sigh of relief on how you didn’t die. She ain’t like that.
Satomi: “I just got this set done :(“ *looks at her nails with two of the acrylics falling off, the charms broken, glitter disaster*
Gwen: 😐🤨 “really?…”
- she has this underlying dislike for Miguel… ask her why and she’ll ask you “well who told ya’ that? 🤷🏻♀️”
In reality, she doesn’t like his costume/body suit. Says it’s a “fashion disaster”. (Ngl she’s right his ass is so clear in that suit it makes me cackle)
- Will distract the villain by commenting on its outfit.
Satomi, to Vulture from the 20th century: “So like… listen I think the wings are… alright…!”
Vulture: “??? What??”
Satomi: “I dunno man it’s just… it seems very bland. ☹️”
Vulture: “…? But I need them to fly—“
Satomi: “Yeah but flying doesn’t need to be boring! A lil’ colour won’t kill ya’, Vul.”
Vulture: “…I want another spider-person on the job.”
- Yes she uses those old, trashy hot pink glittery flip phones. Yes even on missions. No she doesn’t care if it’s inconvenient.
*the others literally fighting for their lives* “Sato—“ *looks around* “Satomi?”
Satomi, dashing across the water (yes she has super speed that her little quirk), typing on her phone: “On… a mission… rn… lol… XD *glitter emoji* *heart emoji*”
Layla, popping in virtually: “Didn’t Miguel talk about phone restrictions?…”
Satomi: “Bold of you to assume I’d listen to that old geezer…”
Yes I’m reflecting my own dislike to Miguel on my oc what’s the problem
“Castorice!!” This… “Castorice!!!” That… all I want is my atheist grump