I WILL I SWEAR

Literally me and Arnika a few minutes ago on call

“Press the diamond.”

“…okay?”

“Did you press it?”

“Yeah but it’s telling me to BUY diamonds it’s giving me a tutorial!”

“Well DONT SKIP THE TUTORIAL?!”

“BUT ITS TELLING ME TO BUY DIAMONDS??”

“I DONT MEAN THE ONE ON TOPPPP OF THE SCREEEENNN منظورم الماس کناریههههه”

“CHI”
“OH!”

“You’re so FUCKING DUMB”

“STFU”

“Okay now, اینجا پین خودتو باید بزنی”

“Wha- okay”

“Done?”

“Yeah”

“Okay so now, you have to grab your books”

“???”
“But there are no books?”

“کونی. کتاب باید ور داری”

“بابا کتاب نیست میگه باید بخری”

“خب حتما توی کیفتههههه in your KOOLE POSHTI.”

“ITS NOT HERE YOU CUNT.”

“IT SHOULD BE THERE?!1!1!1”

This is how I cope

…this episode was creepy as shit.

I’m so scared rn holy hell

All the protectors DIPPED as soon as they entered the boiler room do you know how crazy that is

You’ve watched this one haven’t you…

I finished it yes I cried

Oh to be a priestess one day like Ashley…

No bc how can you mistake your SUITCASE for the BAG IN QUESTION

" you see your pink backpack? Take it out"

* FUCKING takes out the suitcase.* BITCH.

وای معلومه اصن گوشت با من نبود من گفتم قلب. قلبه بالای الماسا.

U made me realize I have no patience to teach anyone

خیلی شبیه منی شب بخیر آقا من admit it میکنم خب I HAVE NO SKILLS IN FINDING THINGS ATTTT ALL

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FIND THINGS. ASK ANYONE FROM MY FAMILY ESPECIALLY MY MOM SHE’LL TELL YOU IM HORRIBLE AT FINDING THINGS

کونی نتت کیری بود صدات نمیومد تقصیرررر من نببببوددددددد