Yk what’s funny is that they first met at a party while Val was doing a fuckass tarot reading for herself in one of the rooms and smoking weed and he just joined her because of the weed but she proceeded to do a reading on him and called him a waste of oxygen 😭😭💔💔

V: *pulls out cards* “oh…”
E: “?? What does it say?”
V: “Says you’re a piece of shit and a waste of oxygen that needs to get his shit together but other than that…”
E: “…?”
V: “Nah, nothing good. You’re a piece of shit, apparently.”
E: “And you got that by…” *looks at cards* “The Lovers?”
V: “—In reverse. it means you’re probably screwing someone you shouldn’t be screwing.”
E: “I’m not screwing anyone what the fuck?”
V: “You sure about that?..”

V: I think you’re physically attractive. 🤷🏼‍♀️
E: so you DO find me hot. 😜😏🥳🤩
V: I mean it as in you look like someone who should be hot. 😐 but then you start speaking.
E: Jesus just say you want me and leave it like that. No need to be ashamed.
V: Whatever makes you sleep at night… 🫩

Valentine whenever Elliot starts speaking

Raccoon just wrote the best fucking Ekko x Eimi fanfic ever and I’m not going to get over it

This is canon btw she would say this

“I hope you fall off your hoverboard.”
“I hope the machine explodes in your face.”
“Jump.”
“I hope you fall flat on your face and break your nose. Again.”

Blonde jerks with an accent ❤️

May all Aroace people have a wonderful day I love this country 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

*tags jester cutely*